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jtonline

@jtonline@mastodon.me.uk

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Dislikes: Addison's disease

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jtonline, to random
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Celebrating.

jtonline, to random
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Irony klaxon!

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/rishi-sunak-tells-republic-there-cant-be-cherry-picking-of-international-agreements-amid-migrant-row/a1232694648.html

eb, to random
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I'm looking for a good name to use for my pinboard/rss reader competitor. The pitch is something along the lines of "community driven website collection and discovery".

— The working name is "pinlog", but I'm not entirely satisfied with that.
— Beanbag just came to mind, but unfortunately I cannot find a good domain.
— Dartboard.com costs $46,000.

Any ideas?

jtonline,
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@eb I still miss “dogear” for this kind of thing. Perhaps @andypiper has some ideas for new names?
https://andypiper.co.uk/2023/09/11/bookmarks-in-the-fediverse/

jtonline,
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@andypiper @eb you bought all the domain names as well didn't you? :)

jtonline, to random
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Urg, chaos. Can open, chaos everywhere. Source control like it's the 90s. 🤦‍♂️

jtonline,
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Actually, it's worse than that. CMVC was better.

jtonline, to random
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It's election week! 🥳

The natural party of chaos has broken and plundered everything, partied while the bodies piled high, and tried to blame the most vulnerable for the 💩 they've discharged.

It's time to
https://stopthetories.vote/

danieldurrans, to octopus
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Is anyone from Octopus Energy on Mastodon?

I have questions as to why the octopus I received recently has dilated pupils and can't sit straight…

On the left is the octopus that arrived a few years ago. On the right is the one from last week.

jtonline,
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@danieldurrans I also have questions...

They sent you a(nother) octopus? I have none.

jtonline,
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@danieldurrans 😂

jtonline, to random
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Signing people up to my mission to replace Java support with Rust in product [redacted]!

ross, to random
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Does anyone have recommendations for UK-based garden office suppliers?

I have one lined up but want to make some comparisons.

I want delivered and built for under 20k.

Who is good?

Thanks!

jtonline,
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@ross I've been in a Workaway Plectrum for a while now and overall I'm very happy with it. It's tiny but that's ideal for a small garden and means it hasn't been taken over for other uses. Ventilation could be better but not so bad that I've done anything about it.

https://www.shedworking.co.uk/2021/12/garden-office-installation-shedworkers.html

jtonline, to random
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Just spotted that my shed was still on GMT!

jtonline,
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@underlap "since you can’t know ahead of time if the moon will be visible (for example: extreme cloud cover), it’s not always possible to know ahead of time how long the month will be." 🤯

jtonline, to random
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It's raining... checks eyes... umbrellas!

jtonline,
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@underlap A block. No need for nets now that we can float down like Mary Poppins!

jtonline, to random
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Not looking forward to going back to work after two weeks off. I wonder what chaos awaits.

andypiper, to random
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Aaaaaahhh person on train is taking a call on speakerphone at full volume and it is so annoying!! Headphones, people.

jtonline,
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@andypiper it's Angela Rayner isn't it?

jtonline,
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@andypiper Angela Rayner uses SOAP web services.

jtonline, to random
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Fan update- replacement being issued shortly. Chances that it will be less annoying seem vanishingly small but it would be nice it arrived before I'm back at work because the shed currently has no Internet!

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so, the UK leaves the ECHR. can you see this on an EU trade site except "...Russia, Belarus, and the UK"?

jtonline,
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@pavsmith @sldrant fortunately, there's an election coming

jtonline, to random
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The mission to make the annoying fan less annoying has hit an unexpected obstacle:— Brexit. Presumably one of the many things in small print on the other side of the bus. Ffs.

Floppy, to random
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Anxiously waiting for a domain registration to drop. It’s been sat on by squatters for 5 years, and it expired 2 days ago. I’ll be gutted if some other squatter grabs it first.

jtonline,
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@Floppy 🤞

andypiper, to random
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Ah, one for @jtonline https://hci.social/@chrisamaphone/112180416885907926

jtonline,
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@andypiper tea score: 5.0/5.0 (naturally)

jtonline, to random
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PSA: tomorrow will only have 4 minutes extra daylight, not an hour.

jtonline, to random
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Remembered to turn my alarm clock off! Winning here!

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