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kechpaja, to random
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LRT: Apparently people are starting to refer to non-electric bicycles as "acoustic bikes".

I know why but it's still fascinating.

kechpaja, to linguistics
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I'm at the in Prague, for the first time since right before the pandemic (2019).

One highlight so far: "If you think Indonesian and Malay are easy, you haven't met the rest of the family" - Brian Loo, in his talk on comparative phonology and grammar of Austronesian languages. This also holds if your primary exposure to Austronesian languages was Polynesian (Hawai'ian, Māori, etc).

Unfortunately, I seem to be the only person trying to wear a mask in indoor spaces, even at an event with over 800 people. I haven't gotten any pushback on this, but the combination of mask + queer hair + bad at pretending to be neurotypical does occasionally draw looks.

Overall, the feel of the event is definitely different from when it was 200-some people jammed into a youth hostel in Berlin, but similar to the Bratislava years (I never got to the Polish instances).

Alon,
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@kechpaja I'm surprised the other people at polyglot conferences are neurotypical...

kechpaja, to random
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Proposal: all dogs — or at very least, all small dogs — should adopt cat as a universal auxlang for communicating with humans.

This entails, among other things:

() Slow blinking is used to indicate trust, like it should be
() Barking is kept to an absolute minimum
() Untrusted strangers are met with skepticism or fear, rather than aggression

It would be so much easier if all the animals you ran into walking around the city and on trails could communicate in a language that was intuitive and easy to understand. Maybe once dogs are fluent, we can then work on corvids and pheasants.

kechpaja, to random
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Brb, designing an alien race who genuinely do not use pronouns, just to own the transphobes.

Alon,
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@kechpaja Vietnam beat the US military. Vietnamese doesn't have pronouns (kind of). Checkmate atheists.

kechpaja, to random
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Alright, that's the second time I've been profiled as a potential thief for wearing a (clearly medical) mask in a store. FFS.

kechpaja, to linguistics
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What's the equivalent of a mad scientist, but for lingustics?

Asking for a friend.

kechpaja, to random
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Today, the only audio (albeit digital) conversation I had with real life human beings was in Klingon.

I'm not sure if this is an accomplishment or just means I need to get out more.

kechpaja,
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@Alon It would be magh yIHot.

Alon,
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@kechpaja Word order is OV, not VO, right?

kechpaja, to random
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Challenging someone to a cook-off to settle a score, aka trial by nom-bat.

Alon,
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@kechpaja Down under, it's trial by wombat.

kechpaja, to random
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Alexander Stubb will be the next President of Finland.

This is not the outcome I had hoped for, but given the relatively small margin, I can at least take comfort in knowing that almost half of the country supported Pekka Haavisto, and will hopefully continue to vote those values in the future.

I do, however, wish I didn't have to ask myself whether the outcome would have been different if fewer people were homophobic — a recent poll found that around 40% of Finns felt that Haavisto's sexual orientation disqualified him from serving as president. But that's the world we live in, and the best we can do is try and change it.

kechpaja, to random
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@professorkiosk Wait, goth or punk?

professorkiosk,
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@kechpaja Distinguishing between things was never my strong suit

kechpaja, to random
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My neighbors have acquired a clock that bongs. Every hour, and every half hour. All through the night.

Yes, this may be a part of why I've been having trouble sleeping.

kechpaja, to random
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Happy EST New Year!

kechpaja, to random
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Nazi bar? I'd rather just bar nazis.

kechpaja, to random
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Is anyone up for running a tech conference with fake AI-generated men on the promotional material, but an all-female cast of actual speakers?

andrewfeeney,
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@kechpaja bAIt and switch.

kechpaja, to random
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Apparently there's a Finnish company that's still exporting truck parts to Russia: https://yle.fi/a/74-20062182

The crucial quote, which made the headline in the Finnish version but not the English: "We have agreed not to politicise this war thing in any way."

FFS. Sometimes you just have to laugh, or else you'll be overwhelmed with despair.

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