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andrewfeeney

@andrewfeeney@phpc.social

Software developer in Sydney, Australia.

Works with PHP, Javascript, Typescript, Laravel, Vue, AngularJS, Inertia, Livewire, Vapor

Enjoys TDD, CI, Algorithmic Art, Mathematics, Languages, Music Creation, Coffee

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raineyday, to HashtagGames
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Unfortunately, I sold my copy of the Cow Pun Ching years ago. My remaining material is not dairy good. Especially if I'm not in the right moo-d.


andrewfeeney,
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@raineyday It’s amazing how advanced Farmy technology has gotten since the days of the humble battering ram.

NanoRaptor, to random
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The one true USB3 connector.

andrewfeeney,
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@mattdm @NanoRaptor No, no, now you have to try three different ways until you get the right one.

andrewfeeney,
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@tevruden @NanoRaptor You will have to try each direction simultaneously over an infinity of time to find the right orientation.

josh, to random
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"finally it's starting to become more socially acceptable to denounce genocide" is a cool phrase i never thought i would need to use in my life yet here we are

andrewfeeney,
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@josh “What’s this world coming to, I feel like every second you person is coming out as anti-genocide these days. It’s all that liberal communist indoctrination I’m telling you.”

Lana, to random
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Anyone arguing in favor of arming school teachers needs to first explain to me where in the budget you're going to find the money to buy 27 Glocks when you cheapskates won't even buy us printer toner.

andrewfeeney,
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@Lana Sadly, I feel like the arms manufacturers would happily supply the nations teachers free of charge in exchange for having their handgun model declared “the official handgun of the United States teacher”

andrewfeeney, to random
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An excerpt from today's .

"I’m very excited to share with you a new groundbreaking publication that will stir the scientific community: "Secrets of the Winds, Discovery Chronicles of Earth's’ Galactic Odyssey"

This compelling new book unveils significant geological evidence that will redefine our understanding of extraterrestrial life. Inside I reveal how recent geological discoveries have unearthed signs of ancient extraterrestrial life forms."

tevruden, to random

I WAS supposed to be doing yard work.

Instead I took this picture

andrewfeeney,
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@tevruden Importantbwork in the yard. I’m not seeing the problem here.

sophie, to random
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I'm so tired of seeing "LFG" everywhere that I have now decided it stands for "lookin' fresh, girlies" and that makes me feel better about it

andrewfeeney,
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@sophie Lovely Fuchsia Geraniums

andrewfeeney, to random
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We all like to think we’re clear thinking, logical, free willed and rational agents but on the other hand we’re all just meat-suits for a four or five kilogram mass of writhing slimy microbes.

ghorwood, to random
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good news! the terrifying thing i said five years ago would happen within the next twenty years is fifteen years ahead of schedule!

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/robot-dogs-armed-with-ai-targeting-rifles-undergo-us-marines-special-ops-evaluation/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned

andrewfeeney,
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@ghorwood I imagine them dancing humorously as they round up bystanders and mow them down.

DZGrizzle, to random
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From the Coaching Network

andrewfeeney,
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@DZGrizzle 😔

andrewfeeney, to random
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Is there way to make git add -p include new files?

#git

evacide, to random
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Do not stare into the abyss, lest you be invited to keynote the abyss.

andrewfeeney,
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@jferg @evacide 🤭 Savage

GeePawHill, to random
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Ewwwww, I made a their/there mistake. I hate that.

andrewfeeney,
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@GeePawHill To bad

andrewfeeney,
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@GeePawHill This hurt to write. It still hurts. I do find I make these kinds of mistakes more and more though. I blame Covid.

mnorby, to HashtagGames

Horse With No Edamame

(Wouldn't be without a horse-with-no-name reference)

andrewfeeney,
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@mnorby 👏

andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
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Drake à l’orange


black_intellect, to random
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Sen. Mike Braun said interracial marriage ruling should be left to states https://fox59.com/indiana-news/sen-mike-braun-said-interracial-marriage-ruling-should-be-left-to-states/

andrewfeeney,
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@black_intellect Wut.

JauntyArt, to random
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Muesli

andrewfeeney,
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@JauntyArt It’s pronounced like pueblo

andrewfeeney, (edited ) to random
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I might be wrong but I can’t recall a single time the word “star” is uttered or a star features in any plot point of Star Wars. The closest I can think of is shots of the twin suns of Tatooine.

Edit: I was wrong. Death Star, and Starkiller Base are two obvious examples.

andrewfeeney,
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@kboyd Yeah okay … I didn’t think this one through.

andrewfeeney,
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@stevenodb I mean sure there’s that

andrewfeeney,
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@codebyjeff Tenuous …

unormal, to random
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How many secretly chatgpt eulogies have already been read

andrewfeeney,
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@unormal This feels awful. I don’t like having written it, even if it was meant as humour. Please live long and prosper sir!

joannejacobs, to random
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I have just had someone reach out to me on LinkedIn asking if my company needed the services of a Dragon Lord and Warlock.

andrewfeeney,
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@joannejacobs Well, does it?

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