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Yes, it is an extremely comfortable hoodie.

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keenan, to random
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Today, I discovered my LG washer and dryer have both become disconnected from my wifi network, and to tell you I have never experienced rage until I realized I was going to have to troubleshoot my washer and dryer's fucking wifi connections would be a horrifying understatement.

keenan,
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Look at these assholes, mocking me.

keenan,
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@anniegreens I'm so glad you asked! It's because

keenan,
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@anniegreens In all seriousness—and I truly hate that I am defending putting our washer and dryer on our wifi network—they'll send notifications to our phones when their cycles are done, which can be helpful. Additionally, when they're on the network, the washer can tell the dryer what drying cycle to use based on the cycle the washer just ran.

To answer the obvious follow-up question: yes, I do feel embarrassed having typed all that out.

keenan,
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@bendaubney you and @anniegreens are on a similar wavelength.

keenan,
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@robb @bendaubney @anniegreens IN MY DEFENSE, the notifications for when the cycles are done are nice and also it’s nice that the dryer knows what cycle we just ran on the washer.

Is that worth LG having access to my WiFi network? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

keenan, to random
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Has anyone developed a quick and easy way for me to punch someone through the internet? I have an immediate need for it and I am willing to pay.

cory, to random
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Uh no, no thank you

keenan,
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@cory I'd rather A-DIE, amirite

keenan, to random
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To all you aspiring game makers out there, a warning: do not be like @helvetica and try to swindle me into praising your awesome and delightful game, Pile-Up Poker.

https://gkeenan.co/avgb/zach-gage-thinks-he-can-bribe-me-into-talking-about-pile-up-poker-the-new-game-on-puzzmo

keenan,
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@helvetica I am glad you learned your lesson, and also thanks for the fun game!

keenan, to random
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The real #weblogpomo2024 was the deadlines we missed along the way.

https://gkeenan.co/avgb/a-very-masturbatory-weblogpomo2024-retrospective-featuring-me-your-favorite-idiot-keenan

keenan, to random
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Would you believe me if I said that the CEO of Spotify sucks shit?

keenan, to random
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I’m listening to the new Decoder interview with the CEO of Zoom, and I am just flabbergasted at how laughably bleak his AI-first vision for the company is.

keenan, to random
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@starshaped 👋

bendaubney, to random
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An odd #WebLogPoMo2024 post today as we creep towards the end of the month:

A love letter to omg.lol, and why I'll probably stop using it before too long despite that love.

https://bendaubney.blog/2024/04/30/looking-back-with.html

(Contains plenty of envy and admiration for @cory, @sarajw, and @robb, amongst others)

keenan,
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@bendaubney @sarajw join me, Ben. I am flailing around and breaking shit and it’s awesome.

keenan,
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@bendaubney @sarajw I just fist-pumped the air while sitting alone in my office because I figured out why a font wasn't loading. So that's how my Thursday morning is going.

keenan,
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@sarajw @bendaubney HA. Uh. Because I'm a beginner.

More elaborately: I had pointed the src url to ('fonts/fontname.woff2'), but didn't consider that the fonts folder is in my css folder so it should've been ('css/fonts/fontname.woff2')

keenan, to random
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Fun thing I've learned about CSS is that apparently it's possible to change the color of text on a website with it?

Who knew!

keenan,
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Please don't respond to this.

keenan, to random
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Should I shave my head

keenan,
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@cory one of the reasons why I’m considering this is that I realized 95% of the time, I’m going out with a hat on anyway. 😬

keenan,
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Mastodon bullied me*

*with love and positivity

keenan,
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@kev aside from the fact that now I’m scrutinizing the shape of my skull, I think I’m okay with it. 🙃

keenan,
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@kev Okay, I feel slightly less weird for going back and scouring through early-Covid photos from when I was buzzing my head.

Spoilers: I don't think my skull changed shape, but I'm throwing side eyes at myself in the mirror regardless. 🙃

niclake, to random
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A person who can never shut up about using timers to increase their productivity is called a Pomodorko.

keenan,
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@robb @niclake I am that friend and I also liked the joke a lot.

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