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kevinteljeur

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Dublin 15, Ireland. Nobody wants to read what I write once they’ve read what I’ve written. I assuredly will write it. I also post occasionally about coding, bird-feeding, photos of things, cycling, and drawing (once in a while).

I architect and develop web systems to move data for a very big non-commercial organisation. I'd love to make something that improves the world for everyone though. Maybe one day?

he/him. #nobot

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kevinteljeur, to random
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I can now announce that the summer duvet has been deployed.

ronanmcd, to random
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On LinkedIn: I was very saddened to hear of the death of this person who worked to end child slavery and the turning of human remains into vitamin sludge drinks. In honour of their life's work we are offering 5% off the first month of our vitamin sludge subscription.
Replies on LinkedIn: Wow, what a touching gesture, so moving. And a concidence, our product, ThingYouDontNeed, is also 5% off this week!

Yes, I just checked my LinkedIn

kevinteljeur,
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@ronanmcd That's horrible. What flavours do the vitamin sludge drinks come in?

kevinteljeur, to random
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I found the screen grabs of my old car ad conversation from adverts ie, and I had remembered it as hilarious repartee but actually I was quite vicious to the doofus that was trying to get me to sell my car for a third of its value (although not mean) and I'm not as amused by it now as I was.

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I can't understand how I thought that a lot of the stuff I was assembling then was worth doing. It's coarse or offensive or needless. I wish someone had taken me aside and told me off. Maybe they did and I didn't pick up on it because I was an idiot.

Maybe then me would've found now me a dry shite.

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We do know, don't we, that data centres are used for many things that we utterly depend on:

  • Our banking -- without which we would not be able to plan for the next day/next month/next year/retirement?
  • Our social welfare payments?
  • Our tax payments?
  • Keeping in touch with our loved ones?
  • Engaging in society in general?
  • Keeping our homes safe?
  • etc.

I get that data centres are causing serious issues for Ireland and its electricity supply and that we need a coherent environmental policy to deal with that, but burning down all the data centres without regard for whether we like the full range of consequences is not really a coherent policy.

Data centres are used for some vital purposes, as well a frivolous shite. We need to define what uses fall into the various categories[^1], understand the proportional breakdown for each category and develop a policy to support the continuity of the vital services while discouraging the frivolous shite[^2].

[^1] Large Language Models and their generative AI counterparts being categorised as frivolous shite, in my opinion.
[^2] We could talk about banning it, but you can be assured such a ban would not get through a court challenge.

kevinteljeur,
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@eibhear The idea that I was espousing before for resource use - because I'm someone who hosts stuff in a data centre but also locally, so I absolutely get all the sides of it - is taxation/resource costing based on employment of people; head-count based resource costing.

I'm not saying 'I've solved it' but it would incentivise efficiency of resource use. If the resource is used for a local business, then maybe the headcount of that business or the number of customers in Ireland served.

kevinteljeur, to random
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[Attenborough voice] The monsoon season has arrived, and after the brief Summer day, it is dark and wet again

kevinteljeur, to random
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Turns out the ‘incident’ was another example of why a bear is a safer bet in the woods. Shocking stuff.
https://mastodon.online/@kevinteljeur/112425430908345831

kevinteljeur,
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I spoke to the neighbour who heard what was happening - a domestic situation that, well, we're surprised it's not in the news - and he leapt into action and physically intervened. Kids were rescued as a result, could've been worse but for him.

kevinteljeur,
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@janl Just added an addendum there. I don't know if it's 'better' but adds more context.

kevinteljeur, to random
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A few Gardai out this morning. And apparently there was an incident at a neighbour’s house last night (it was taped off) and it required the presence of two cheerful Gardai in their squad car for six and half hours.

kevinteljeur, to random
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The child has decided to stay up to see the lightshow. I am not suffering (mildly) like last night. But it is not happening tonight, it seems.

kevinteljeur, to random
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I have posted an ad for my kid’s bike on Adverts and DoneDeal. I put it off for years, and now the reason for my dread has materialised, within minutes.

kevinteljeur, to random
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I often think that if I met past me, I would take me aside and have stern words about the offensive things I was doing or saying, and why those things were wrong and hurtful. I wouldn't pull my punches. I have regrets, and I all can say is that I wish I'd grown sooner.

kevinteljeur, to random
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The new Apple iPad ad is the exact inverse of the famous 1984 ad. Holy shit, that is misjudged and then some. It actually gives me the ick for my Apple gear.

kevinteljeur, to random
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This whole wall planner business is simultaneously empowering and terrifying.

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The realist, centrist, fence sitting adults in the room who have been in charge for decades have brought us austerity inevitably followed by divisive nationalism, an increased far right, and climate on the brink. It's their lack of foresight, and worship of economic growth that has pushed my vote away from the centre.

kevinteljeur,
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@ronanmcd This is outrageous, when giant multinational corporations do things, it’s forever

kevinteljeur, to random
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Getting there! I hope. Nice day out.

kevinteljeur, to random
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It’ll be interesting to see how Sinn Féin handle the Terence Wheelock story (a rarely reported Dublin Garda scandal) once they get into government. They’ve given a lot if support over the years but they’ll have to deliver heads once they’re in control.

kevinteljeur, to random
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I know, I will use Likewise's AI search assistant to recommend some murder mystery series for my girlfriend and I to watch together on Disney Mouse:

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kevinteljeur, to random
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Young miscreants tearing through Blanch village on unlicensed scramblers, on the way to the hospital. They can do that because they know that there’s no enforcement. You can actually do whatever you want now, because the dream of a policeless society has been achieved. Have at it.

kevinteljeur,
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Sorry all, just cranky. Every time I leave the house the world outside seems that bit shakier, looser, riskier to be in.

kevinteljeur, to random
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I think we’re going to see that if the USA sets a red line, Israel does not recognise it as in any way meaningful. They do not see the USA as a senior partner. They see themselves as the senior partner, with a wealthy but weak benefactor, doing what they are supposed to do.

kevinteljeur, to random
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The very concept of Dublin 15 is being subverted on daft.ie, it now includes Lusk. Next, they'll bundle in Balbriggan and Navan.

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i haven't been bitchy in a while so i'm going to allow myself a bit of friendly fire at other itch io devs but... it sucks to find game jams that are themed around making unpolished/lowbrow/weird/"bad" games, then scrolling to the rules and seeing that 18+ content isn't allowed. it seems to come from a mentality of wanting to extend the perimeters of what games as art should be, but not enough to actually risk making anyone uncomfortable.

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@cmddx Artefacts from a different life!

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