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kevinteljeur

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Dublin 15, Ireland. Nobody wants to read what I write once they’ve read what I’ve written. I assuredly will write it. I also post occasionally about coding, bird-feeding, photos of things, cycling, and drawing (once in a while).

I architect and develop web systems to move data for a very big non-commercial organisation. I'd love to make something that improves the world for everyone though. Maybe one day?

he/him. #nobot

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On day one of his presidency Trump intends to discard democracy in the USA (who knows in what way, but he has said that he intends to). And Biden is guaranteeing that this can happen, because he has been sponsored to enable genocide of Palestinians. That's quite a choice to make.

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Marky Mark is tough cop, but even more he’s from Boston where the toughest cops are from and he’s more Boston than all the cops. On the mean streets that’s what matters. If you’re as Boston as him then you have the guns but you don’t need them because you’ve got tough Boston fists and a tough case

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Why are the Far Right so bad at graphic and information design? Like, they've got the funding, presumably from Putin, but it's usually terrible. That's a good thing, but it's just odd how they provide their own handicaps.

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DuckDuckGo, the search engine I use as my reliable alternative to Google, is down.

In other news, I've discovered that I know absolutely nothing about anything. I don't even know how socks work, or what air does. I'm lost.

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Norma Foley (Ireland's Minister for Education) is talking about banning smartphones for primary school pupils. I wasn't keen on my kid getting a smartphone before 13, but... Isn't the Minister straying from her lane a bit here? What's really going on? https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/politics/arid-41400511.html

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It’s great that Ireland, Spain, and Norway have stepped forward (and joined most of the rest of the world) in recognising Palestine. I hope it starts a process in the EU.

I think that the Irish Government has ulterior motives here but that’s a story for another day. A win is a win.

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PSA: I am doggedly getting through my Mastodon timeline, not creeping. So some of you have high post frequency at certain times so you’ll suddenly see a load of likes from me, and replies to stuff that stop being relevant half a week ago.

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The kid had us watching ‘Next Goal Wins’ last night, a 2023 Taika Waititi soccer movie that’s simultaneously a funny underdog sports movie that’s also about trans acceptance and inclusivity. It’s a bit weak, very Waititi, and Fassbender… is good but can’t do accents? So, a comedy with a message.

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Sold the kid’s bike, it was painless (after a slow start, a low-key bidding war broke out and I sold to a reasonable bidder who collected almost immediately. Frog Bikes are highly desirable and hard to come by (Brexit). I could have waited to see if they met or surpassed asking, but this was good.

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New estate just launched in Dublin 15, Wilkingtons Brookshirely, it's an opportunity not to be missed and I have my heart set on the Cholmondely Guistevere. I bet everything around there is verdant. Only a madman would build a house in a place that isn't verdant

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A quick jaunt to the shops. In the nice weather.

I can’t get my ear wet.

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It's a beautiful day, it's bird nesting season, and all the pesticide spray guys are out! Yayyyyyyyyy

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This is addressing the elephant in the room in a number of recent fatal car accidents: https://www.thejournal.ie/seatbelt-silencers-ireland-6367290-May2024/ - Mick's Garage specifically getting called out here. If you're doing less than Amazon for buyer safety, you need to take a look at yourself.

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I found the screen grabs of my old car ad conversation from adverts ie, and I had remembered it as hilarious repartee but actually I was quite vicious to the doofus that was trying to get me to sell my car for a third of its value (although not mean) and I'm not as amused by it now as I was.

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Turns out the ‘incident’ was another example of why a bear is a safer bet in the woods. Shocking stuff.
https://mastodon.online/@kevinteljeur/112425430908345831

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I know, I will use Likewise's AI search assistant to recommend some murder mystery series for my girlfriend and I to watch together on Disney Mouse:

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Young miscreants tearing through Blanch village on unlicensed scramblers, on the way to the hospital. They can do that because they know that there’s no enforcement. You can actually do whatever you want now, because the dream of a policeless society has been achieved. Have at it.

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Strongly suspecting that the eardrum repair has failed and now I’ll be sitting out the next five weeks knowing it was a massive waste of time and effort.

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I don’t know what I’d do if I was in the USA right now, but Biden would rather see through the genocide of Palestinians than win the next election. He’s absolutely clear about this. If there wasn’t an election coming he would be sending in US troops to help.
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In dev nerd news, I discovered that in Node.js a CommonJS application can load ESM code through Worker Threads, and it doesn't care in advance which type it is. Yes, exciting, I know.

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Watched ‘Blackberry’ this evening. Not a great movie, but entertaining, and with some amusing twists along the way. As someone who has some small knowledge of the area of mobile development (and Blackberry devices), it’s an interesting nerd movie too.

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And that’s a wrap! I’m safely home, exhausted but fine. 6 weeks of good behaviour. No exertion, no strain, no flying, no wet head.

The hole in my eardrum was huge but if I behave myself and with a bit of luck it’ll heal up ok. And with a bit more luck, I’ll get some of my hearing back on that side.

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I can confirm that my hearing has improved because I can hear everyone’s phones on loudspeaker and the TV with Coronation Street and the snoring, I’m going to ask if the procedure is reversible

(This is a joke, my ear is plugged)

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new ear, who dis

My name is MRSN 737316 and I am ready to face the world, where I am

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I have been told that I may experience a degree of discomfort after the operation, which is subjective, but I may be in a lot of pain after waking up. I am currently fighting my ‘fight or flight’ response.

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