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oysta

@oysta@oysta.au

I am a software architect and manager. I get paid to fight computers every day. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade. I adore board gaming.

Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes.

🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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I am very glad they disambiguated this

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installing a massive radiator on the outside of my house so I can burn off extra energy instead of paying AusGrid money for it

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“100 exercises to learn Rust”

No thank you!!!

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I know Xbox controllers are huge but I think the scale looks a bit off here somewhere

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Currently losing my mind about how boring and beige all dining chairs seem to be

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I don’t know when we as a culture decided to suck all the colour out of everything

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Ah another useless push marketing notification from Uber

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@jpm some notifications are useful

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DHL “estimated delivery date” for something only picked up today is still showing yesterday. Very cool system.

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I love* that the AWS console will simply sign you out mid session

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LMAO

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Time to retire the Crumpler Dry Red No 5, a faithful servant for 10 years.

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it continues to kick off around here

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“Almost pure Rust.”

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I’m out for the count!

(from Sesame Street)

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Two factor login flows https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/112431838937154300

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Do house batteries filter out the off-peak zellweger tone?

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“Sun’s out, lawn tractors out”

  • old mate next door
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“Sun’s out, LUNs out”

— SCSI administrators

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🎵 Detachable Jesus 🎶

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Sun peaking o'er the Amanita

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LONG LIVE THE NEWCASTLE KNIGHTS

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Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

AWS Support: “Have an AWSome day!”

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