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patrickworld

@patrickworld@mastodon.online

🇨🇦Canadian Emoji enthusiast 🤩 Mock Star. Big bawler. Inactivist. Also known as a busta. I never come wack on an old school track 🎸 Wildly underrated 🦉 🐈‍⬛ Dishwasher safe (top shelf)

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patrickworld, to random
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Me, explaining all of the social media sites I'm on and their differences

patrickworld,
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@gulovsen Unfortunately 😅

patrickworld, to random
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Good morning all, hope you slept well 😼

patrickworld,
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@wchanley @nuncio Honestly, yeah 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld,
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@nuncio @wchanley Precise! 😼

patrickworld,
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@wchanley @nuncio No joke I keep a little Tupperware of dry food next to the bed for days I wanna sleep in!

patrickworld,
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@nuncio Yeah don’t let me sleep in wow 🙄

patrickworld,
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@wchanley Damn! 😼😼

patrickworld,
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@Woodswalked She’s very aware of what time I should get up

patrickworld,
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@wchanley @nuncio Working from home today for instance, so I stayed in bed. I opened this as soon as she woke up and stepped on me

patrickworld,
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@wchanley that’s a ver batim quote 🤷🏾‍♂️

TheresaReason, to random

I just discovered there is an ABBA song that perfectly describes my last relationship. Anyone else?

patrickworld,
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@TheresaReason ‘Dancing Queen’? 🫥

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Has anyone heard/seen any good stand-up comedy lately?

patrickworld,
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@mentallyalex @RickiTarr I just watched the Tig Notaro special on Netfilx and it's outstanding

BathysphereHat, to random
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My partner and I are trying to come up with the most US American name. So basically we're just sitting here in silence, and then occasionally one of us says some shit like "Glock Baxter".

patrickworld,
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@BathysphereHat I think Glock Baxter is already the winner though, no?

patrickworld, to random
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be on the lookout for this shady character. He just tried to sell me an 8

patrickworld,
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@zenhob Thanks Zack 😊

patrickworld, to random
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Does anybody understand how this scam is supposed to work? Is he going to give me money for a car I don't have? Is he trying to trick me into getting one and selling it to him? 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld,
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@philip_cardella I know companies sell your number for this very purpose. People pay for the lists 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld,
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@ScottSoCal So bizarre. I can’t believe it works, but I guess it does

patrickworld,
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@puffer Um no, that dude's not available right now 😅

patrickworld,
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@puffer Yeah, I've had a ton of these. I answered one of the first I ever got and the person said ‘oh, you have almost the same number as my business manager' 😅 I just thought the Ferarri gambit was a bit much!

patrickworld,
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@satsuma Man, I love The Streets so I’m gonna bump this now 😊

patrickworld,
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@moliver I love it 😅

patrickworld, to random
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‘Play that funky music, white box’

  • me, talking to an Alexa enabled Sonos speaker
patrickworld, to random
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‘How many more of these fuckin things do we need?’

patrickworld, to random
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So Eric Adams...doesn't have a phone?

patrickworld, to random
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‘Grandad were you really around during the great social media wars?’

‘Oh I tell you lil youngins it really was sumthin; there were apps everywhere. You had to post your content to multiple accounts’

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Happy AND Dan Aykroyd day to those who celebrate 🇨🇦 👻

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