photonic_sorcerer

photonic_sorcerer, 20 hours ago

Hell yeah

photonic_sorcerer, 20 hours ago

Hurr durr, uncle Sam think protesting bad!

photonic_sorcerer, 4 days ago

The sun would like to have a word

photonic_sorcerer, 4 days ago

Prompt:

So a man and a goat are trying to get across a river, and they have a boat. How can they get across?

ChatGPT4o:

To solve the problem of getting a man and a goat across the river using a boat, we need to know the constraints of the problem. Let’s assume the following constraints:

1. The boat can only carry one additional passenger besides the man.
2. The goat cannot be left alone on either bank if there are certain items (like a cabbage or a wolf) that it might eat or be eaten by.

Given these constraints, here’s a typical solution if the man is trying to get a goat, a wolf, and a cabbage across the river without any of them being left together unsupervised:

1. The man takes the goat across the river and leaves it on the other side.
2. The man returns alone to the original side.
3. The man takes the wolf across the river and leaves it on the other side.
4. The man returns with the goat to the original side.
5. The man takes the cabbage across the river and leaves it on the other side.
6. The man returns alone to the original side.
7. The man takes the goat across the river again.

If the problem is just about the man and the goat and no other items:

1. The man and the goat cross the river together.
2. Problem solved.

The solution might change if additional rules or items are introduced. If there are no additional constraints, the simplest method is just for the man to take the goat across directly.

photonic_sorcerer, 4 days ago

It loves long-winded answers, so I tried this:

Prompt:

In three sentences or less, explain to me how a man with a boat and a goat can cross a river.

ChatGPT4o:

The man can take the goat across the river first and leave it on the other side. Then, he returns alone, picks up the boat, and crosses the river again. Finally, he retrieves the goat from the other side.

I think it really needs those first few tokens to think about the problem.

photonic_sorcerer, 6 days ago

Matches last 50 minutes and are played on a field covered in sand, twice as long as it is wide (approximately 100 m × 50 m or 109 by 55 yards). A white line divides the field into two identical squares, and a goal net runs the width of each end.

Each team has 27 players and no substitutions are allowed for injured or expelled players. The teams are made up of four datori indietro (goalkeepers), three datori innanzi (fullbacks), five sconciatori (halfbacks) and 15 innanzi or corridori (forwards). The captain and standard bearer’s tent sits at the center of the goal net. They do not actively participate in the game, but can organize their teams and occasionally act as caccas (referees), mainly to calm down their players or to stop fights.

The referee and the six linesmen officiate the match in collaboration with the judge commissioner, who remains off the field. The referee, above everyone else, is the master of the field, and is responsible for making sure the game runs smoothly, stepping into the field only to maintain discipline and reestablish order when fights occur.

Shots from a small cannon or colubrine announces the beginning of the event. The game starts when the pallaio[clarification needed] throws and kicks the ball toward the center line, then at the first whistle as the ball first rests on field, 15 forwards or corridori, begin fighting in a wild mixed martial arts match- punching, kicking, tripping, hacking, tackling, and wrestling with each other in an effort designed to tire opponents’ defenses, but which often descends into an all-out brawl. They try to pin and force into submission as many players possible. Once there are enough incapacitated players, the other teammates come and swoop up the ball and head to the goal.

From this moment on, the players try by any means necessary to get the ball into the opponents’ goal, also called “caccia”. The teams change sides with every caccia or goal scored. It is important to shoot with precision, because every time a player throws or kicks the ball above the net, the opposing team is awarded with a half caccia. The game ends after 50 minutes and the team which scored the most cacce wins.

Along with the palio, the winning team used to receive a Chianina, a type of pure-bred cow. However, this has been reduced to a free dinner for the winning team; the players earn no other compensation.

Wikipedia

photonic_sorcerer, 6 days ago

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks, OP!

photonic_sorcerer, 7 days ago

That’s why I have my pocket computer remember for me

photonic_sorcerer, 7 days ago

One day later: bird has mysteriously disappeared, while cat is covered in feathers for some reason

photonic_sorcerer, 7 days ago

“What, you think someone would actually do that? Go on the internet and lie?” - Abraham Lincoln

photonic_sorcerer, 7 days ago

“The instrument Dr. Watts used looked like a butter knife. He swung it up and down to cut brain tissue. “We put an instrument inside”, he said. As Dr. Watts cut, Dr. Freeman asked Rosemary, for example, to recite the Lord’s Prayer or sing “God Bless America” or count backwards;… “We tried to estimate thus, how far to further cut, based on how Rosemary responded.” When she became incoherent, they ceased cutting.”

Holy fuck

photonic_sorcerer, 8 days ago

Its cum

photonic_sorcerer, 8 days ago

Can’t wait until I have to cosplay Paul Muad’Dib everyday just to survive.

photonic_sorcerer, 8 days ago

He doesn’t exactly keep that fact a secret…

photonic_sorcerer, 9 days ago

What are you talking about? There’s already ads everywhere and there has been since the beginning of the industrial revolution.

photonic_sorcerer, 9 days ago

Signal and DuckDuckGo

photonic_sorcerer, 9 days ago

I was surprised by how many of my friends were using both when I first installed it. Just try it out.

photonic_sorcerer, 9 days ago

Why are they all in their undies? 🤔

photonic_sorcerer, 9 days ago

If you were a real miku fan you’d take a pic of your actual bed, OP. Smh my head…

photonic_sorcerer, 10 days ago

Multiple redundant hidden microphones

photonic_sorcerer, 11 days ago

Yeah, I think there was a documentary on that, something called “Iron Sky”, I think

photonic_sorcerer, 11 days ago

At what point in your life do you come to the conclusion that yes, everybody should be made aware of what exactly I masturbate to?

photonic_sorcerer, 11 days ago

What’s the source of this magnificent dance routine?

photonic_sorcerer, 12 days ago

Let alone the necessary structural integrity

photonic_sorcerer, 12 days ago

Or just keep it in February