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spinach

@spinach@girlcock.club

Embedded systems video engineer living in South Dakota.

Happily transitioning since 2021 and married to a wonderful woman.

I like old electronics, pixel art, and classic cars.

Will frequently post gay, politics, shitposts, tech, and relatable life struggles.

May interact with 18+ content.

I play lots of video games, feel free to DM/interact if you're looking for someone to play with

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spinach, to random
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how are cats so cuddly. like all this guy ever wants to do is sit on my lap and vibrate

spinach,
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@o76923 yeah i love it so much

spinach, to random
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removes you from the sudoers file

spinach,
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@o76923 yeah

spinach,
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@o76923 that's what you get for doing a reportable incident!

18+ mia, to random
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Mozilla
Developer
Network
Is a documentation repository and learning resource for web developers. It was started by Mozilla in 2005 as a unified place for documentation about open web standards, Mozilla's own projects, and developer guides.

spinach,
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@winter @mia simply have an age greater than 18. skill issue

puppygirlhornypost, to random
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never ceases to amaze me how wasteful businesses are with tech. you get either the people buying new everything all the time or the businesses running windows 98 no in between lol

spinach,
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@puppygirlhornypost sorry, best i can do is a DOS emulator running on a 2007 LTS Fedora build

18+ spinach, to random
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girl things who use Linux are hot

spinach,
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@root well that means that you're hot. logically speaking of course

spinach,
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@root proof of this is left as an exercise to the reader

spinach, to random
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aptly named microsoft "recall" is just a reference to a couple years from now when they are forced to recall every Windows PC owned by someone living in the EU

puppygirlhornypost, to random
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if you zip tie my cables i am going to hit you in the head with a pair of snips. do not the cables. using velcro is fine but holy fuck do people not understand how to zip tie something loosely, or cut off the ends without leaving a sharp jagged thing to cut myself on. go away you're damaging my insulation and now in a couple years i get to debug some stupid shit because your zip tie has been slowly cutting into my cable

spinach,
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@puppygirlhornypost tired: not using zip ties because it is bad for cables
wired: not using zip ties to reduce the supply of a tool commonly used by cops

puppygirlhornypost, to random
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i am not beating the "relevant puppygirlhornypost post" allegations

spinach,
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@puppygirlhornypost huh

spinach,
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@puppygirlhornypost i mean being terminally online will have that effect

astrid, to random
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we are currently genociding flies in our apartment. so far there we have probably killed at least 20 and we keep finding more

spinach,
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@astrid factorio irl

larsfrommars, to random
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opening a jira ticket named "mommy issues"

spinach,
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@larsfrommars won't fix

puppygirlhornypost, to random
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telling someone with "any pronouns" to act their pronouns, struck with terror as they become an omnipresent all encompassing being

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9tglee77f95h00q6

spinach,
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@puppygirlhornypost telling an it/its pronoun user to "act their pronouns" and it turns into a cube of bismuth

spinach, to random
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out of nowhere, wife pulls out a carved piece of wood shaped like the word "FUCK". i love this woman

yassie_j, to random
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I can’t get gayer. Therefore, I need to become more straight. Then I can become gayer again.

spinach,
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@yassie_j @april New Gay Plus

spinach, to random
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read a summary of the google io thing and wow. holy shit they're embedding their LLM into Chrome??? and Android??? giving google a controlling stake in The One Technology that most things were based off of is about to show you exactly how large of a mistake that was.

anyway, reminder to switch to Firefox... and maybe consider a 3rd party OS for your phone...

spinach, to random
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tech bros have their heads so far up their ass they can taste their own stomach acid, and then they complain about how bad the stomach acid tastes

puppygirlhornypost, to random
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think fast throws a ​:neocat_floof_explode:​ at you

spinach,
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@puppygirlhornypost eats it

spinach, to random
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"toolchains.tar.gz" 7GB compressed archive. did the dev just tar -cvfx their entire build directory or what

spinach,
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@o76923 I mean cursed but it works I guess

ashten, to random

cybertruck has solved range anxiety:
by towing a gas vehicle, if you run out of battery, you can simply hop in the other vehicle and leave your cybertruck behind!

spinach,
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@puppygirlhornypost @ashten i always have snipers in position <3

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the "mature for your age" to fucking immature person who can't adult pipeline

spinach,
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@astrid maturing in reverse

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