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we don't talk enough about how awful it is when you get up from your television program and think it'll be like fifteen seconds so you don't pause it and then it takes longer to do what you got up for so when you come back you think oh let me rewind because I don't want to have missed something and then you rewind your program and nothing of note happened over that time frame so well maybe you did not have to do that rewinding hmm?
Maven is all-things-considered the best software build tool of all time and more important a part of why JVM languages stay so stonkingly popular than we give it credit for
@taber I stopped being able to take Maven seriously when Tyra started introducing Kelly Cutrone as 'PR maven' on ANTM and it overwrote all references in my brain.
you twee simple being, do you realize how few minutes of sunset are available to look at in any given week here in Köppen climate Cfa humid subtropical zones, with an average annual precipitation of 46 inches, whereas Netflix's vast content library is available even considering CDN outages and service degradation events approximately 10,000 minutes a week? fools!
trying to tidy up a bit for company coming and for an indicator of how it's going/how I live my life I did just find an entire bottle of ranch dressing in my couch
lest I be accused of barbarism to the degree that I deserve I must say in my defense that a cornerstone of my hospitality strategy is "not having room for overnight guests in my apartment so they can take my advice on selecting one of the many delightful hotels within a short walk"
I do think you should watch the tremendous Australian lesbian comedy police procedural series Deadloch on Amazon Prime Video I really think you should look at this
@taber I did that one fucking time to inform folks that ALL AUTHENTICATION TO OUR SINGLE API DOMAIN FOR THE WHOLE ASS COMPANY WOULD HAVE A PLANNED OUTAGE TONIGHT and folks still got mad.
So yeah, like it better be "Please evac campus there's an active shooter" situation if I can't even use it for that. 😡
heard a thump noise in the distance from across my apartment and shrieked "FUCKING RATS GET THE FUCK OU--" and remembered I had started the washing machine approximately 12 minutes prior. good morning