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Here at GreenSluts Productions, we care deeply about the planet we all share. That's why we invest heavily in carbon-neutral and net positive technologies for ethical, sustainable cumshots and hard bro-cest content distribution. We know there's no time to waste in transitioning to renewable sources of amyl nitrate so that this generation of cum-obsessed hot college twinks can continue taking loads above sea level for many decades to come

taber,
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Carbon Footprint (niche trampling fetish subgenre)

taber, to random
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finally. the yard sign for binational (Illinois/Wisconsin) households

copperreddc,
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@taber Illinoiz importing the tops.

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we don't talk enough about how awful it is when you get up from your television program and think it'll be like fifteen seconds so you don't pause it and then it takes longer to do what you got up for so when you come back you think oh let me rewind because I don't want to have missed something and then you rewind your program and nothing of note happened over that time frame so well maybe you did not have to do that rewinding hmm?

taber,
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@henribus yeah I have been to Maine

assal_horizontology,
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@taber my pet peeve is that I will pause, and then as soon as I’m sitting down, the TV will have just went to the screen saver.

Same thing happens with my computer too. It’s like it’s timed to activate just as I get back.

taber, to random
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Maven is all-things-considered the best software build tool of all time and more important a part of why JVM languages stay so stonkingly popular than we give it credit for

smalltown2k,
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@taber I stopped being able to take Maven seriously when Tyra started introducing Kelly Cutrone as 'PR maven' on ANTM and it overwrote all references in my brain.

taber,
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@smalltown2k this is a specific kind of gay brain worm and I unfortunately have to respect it

taber, to random
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not the Englands doing democracies on our national No More Englands Day

taber,
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@lukito we've no beef with them it's the other one

Purplebiker,
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@taber In fairness, there are 52 countries with a national No More Englands day, so there's a 14% chance that any day they pick would fall on one.

taber, to random
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you twee simple being, do you realize how few minutes of sunset are available to look at in any given week here in Köppen climate Cfa humid subtropical zones, with an average annual precipitation of 46 inches, whereas Netflix's vast content library is available even considering CDN outages and service degradation events approximately 10,000 minutes a week? fools!

taber, to random
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news flash: Australians call pacifiers for babies "dummies"

taber,
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@thickurt it's because I look at a lot of internet page

thickurt,
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@taber well I appreciate a good internet page and you have a lot of good ones up your sleeve

taber, to random
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trying to tidy up a bit for company coming and for an indicator of how it's going/how I live my life I did just find an entire bottle of ranch dressing in my couch

taber,
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lest I be accused of barbarism to the degree that I deserve I must say in my defense that a cornerstone of my hospitality strategy is "not having room for overnight guests in my apartment so they can take my advice on selecting one of the many delightful hotels within a short walk"

taber, to random
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I do think you should watch the tremendous Australian lesbian comedy police procedural series Deadloch on Amazon Prime Video I really think you should look at this

PupTrash,
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@taber just finished the exceedingly mid despite hot cowboys series Outer Range so I am dying for a palate cleanser, I shall correct my mistake asap 🙇

taber,
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@PupTrash oh oh oh Trash I am so confident this will do it for you oh I love this happening for you right now!!! go go go

taber, to random
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it is now Soft Shell Crab Season here in Virginia so this will be my registered official personality until further notice

taber, to random
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if you use @ Everyone in the whole entire big fuckin team chat somebody better be fuckin dead

dkub,
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@taber I did that one fucking time to inform folks that ALL AUTHENTICATION TO OUR SINGLE API DOMAIN FOR THE WHOLE ASS COMPANY WOULD HAVE A PLANNED OUTAGE TONIGHT and folks still got mad.

So yeah, like it better be "Please evac campus there's an active shooter" situation if I can't even use it for that. 😡

taber,
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@dkub got a guy who does it a couple times a day every day for the most mundane shit and I am THIS close to the BRINK

taber, to random
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yeah this is helpful thanks great definitely know what to do here

billgoats,
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@taber Just fix the issue in the application. Easy. Single step. Fixed as soon as you fix it.

taber,
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@billgoats "oh, right, I should fix the application" I exclaim

taber, to random
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h8s k8s

taber, to random
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heard a thump noise in the distance from across my apartment and shrieked "FUCKING RATS GET THE FUCK OU--" and remembered I had started the washing machine approximately 12 minutes prior. good morning

taber, to random
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learning about the dystopian horror "iCare" which is a service where you can pay for someone in jail to get a cheeseburger over the internet

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Nephilim,
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@taber dystopian hellshit like this is why I’m a prison abolitionist.

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