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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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chloe, to random
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What the FUCK did I do?

age, to random
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Jojo Siwa didn't steal karma from Brit Smith she took a catchy but forgettable gay pop song that was unsellable and gave it exactly what it needed to become a hit - bad publicity

mrtnsnp, to random Dutch
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If you use homebrew (on a mac), please run brew update; brew upgrade; immediately. This will downgrade the xz package and the lzma library to remove malicious code that has been introduced in the current versions.

hazelweakly, to random
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One thing that's wild to me is that we've gotten fairly solid at building distributed systems that are resilient, workable, and fairly decently designed... As soon as they hit a certain amount of scale, and only then.

So much shit out there just gets slapped together with every single cloud scale mega-cluster service and tool like its a limited edition box of candies that's going out of stock

hazelweakly,
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ok ok yeah yeah high availability and whatever but also have you seen how highly available a single fucking binary running on a single fucking computer can be? Have you seen the performance specs of sqlite?

I'm reminded of that one paper from like 2010 or so when a researcher showed that a single threaded binary could outperform many 100 core clusters because they were so poorly designed to scale down at all

Did we learn nothing from that? Anything? Anything at all??

msbutah, to random
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buttplugio, to random
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I've spent the weekend using the Apple Vision Pro to figure out if this is really worth it for sex over using VR Headsets, and I am really having problems coming up with much at all.

Unless you REALLY want to fuck a 3d model on your sofa specifically or w/e.

I am admittedly a goon theorist rather than practitioner, but depending on how you've built your goon cave, the combination of static imagery from said cave plus the integration of AR via video or other media might be interesting?

IntrepidVector, to random
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tryst, to random
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Denial of service top

taber, to random
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straight men are always going “I’m Irish”

bootblackcub, to random
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Hello, you may remember me from such hit profiles as @bootblackcub

Due to bear.community hitting the rocks I am making a backup here.

Could all you lovely mutuals boost this so I can find people again.

dasharez0ne, to random
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ITS STEAL FROM WORK WEEK - https://DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

erin, to random
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mildly threatening

qdot, to random
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I now have a new title for all of the academics on woof.group

sluttymayo, to random
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breaking: pop icon dua lipa rumored to be halftime performer pick for upcoming internet assigned numbers authority dns root key signing ceremony 48

aphyr, to random
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I watched Vice’s “The Garden”, a documentary about an intentional off-grid community, with @taber, and tried to draw a rough system diagram for community inflows and outflows based purely on what the documentary shows.

matthewskelton, to random
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My god. Basecamp/37signals and DHH in particular: what a cesspool of toxic waste ☣️

https://blogs.library.duke.edu/blog/2023/11/30/why-were-dropping-basecamp/

taber, to random
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it’s so dark outside when are they gonna put something good on television for me to look at

kbity, to random
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High Performance Cheese

sc_griffith, to random
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programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

Cassandra, to random
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Afternoon self-care plan:

Eat cheesy pasta, watch movie.

Perhaps The Addams Family (1991), wherein Angelica Huston and Raul Julia are horny for each other.

I wonder how the top billing negotiations went on this one. (Gomez would obviously have put Morticia first.)

It just occurred to me on this watch that the title font is discordant deliberately: a bunch of awkward pieces making up a whole that works (and fuck you if you don't like it).

18+ Cassandra,
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Joan Cusack's nanny just sucked off Thing in front of everybody and I need a minute.

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