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tef, to random
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big "what am i doing with my life?" energy has i do exactly nothing with my life

janl,
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@tef shitposts on here are something πŸ˜˜πŸ’–

tef, to random
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here's the iTerm "Pls No AI" gitlab issue https://gitlab.com/gnachman/iterm2/-/issues/11475 so i guess it's not a popular move

resuna,
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@tef

<m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home" then do "shutdown -h now"
<murder&gt; k sweet man thx!! [n] Quit [murder]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer]
<m0zzie> I'm a bastard.

tef, to random
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i know i'm showing my age but every time i see "AI features added!" i mentally interpret it as "Bonzi Buddy 2.0β„’"

zaivala,
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@tef
Clippy!!!

dannotdaniel,
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@zaivala @tef clippy did not sign up for this and

tef, to random
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blinked and realised i've been using irc for over 25 years

CatherineFlick,
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@tef Oh wow same! IRC got me touch typing to keep up with the conversation.

tef, to random
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today i've been learning how automatic transmissions work

i know how manual ones work, physically changing which gears are interacting, with or without synchromesh

but i didn't realise that automatic ones work on a different principle, using planetary gear boxes and applying a clutch to the ring gear to change the output ratio

that, and planetary gearboxes with clutches to change gears go back as far as the model t

xan,
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@tef oobleck

tef, to random
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not to call ai a big woop of nothing but slack absolutely slaughtering any remaining trust they have in order to provide "emoji suggestions" is incredible

tef,
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for context, slack is launching "AI Features" trained on global data

and you can tell it's being launched without purpose as the list of benefits includes "emoji autocomplete"

like

no-one in their right mind would go "so we're going to make every sabox customer panic so slack knows if to use the party hat emoji or the party baloons emoju by default"

tef,
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moore's law but it's the number of clowns in the clown car doubling every 18 months

tef, to random
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i still miss pre sugar tax irn bru

CatherineFlick,
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@tef I miss pre sugar tax ribena :(

tef, to random
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the future will be incredible. i'm looking forward to proving i'm a human so i can talk to a robot

tef, to random
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thinking about that guy who licked a whisk clean end on

xan,
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@tef yeah me too

tef, to random
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made "named arguments" work on the rpc toy, which is fun because go does not have named arguments, and you also can't use reflect to get the names of arguments

which is neat

tef,
@tef@mastodon.social avatar

3,000 lines, still unnamed, still not in source control, i am living

aeva,
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@tef in my lane, moisturized, etc etc

tef, to random
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thinking about how my industry is piloted by nepobabies and failsons, and the leaders who don't spend 80% of their time sabotaging the product are hailed as visionaries

and well, i'm also thinking about how armies were stuffed with inbred nobility, people who believed they were born to rule, and how they kept getting defeated by military geniuses

tef,
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that revolutionary strategy of "trying to win" over "expecting to win"

Cassandra,
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@tef Oh, I assumed this was about electoral politics. :)

tef, to random
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finding out that it's still called kernel32 on 64 bit windows

crzwdjk,
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@glyph @dreid @tef It was already called kernel32.dll in Windows NT 3.1 though.

glyph,
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@crzwdjk @dreid @tef Ah, bummer, I didn't see that in this quickly-googled table: https://www.geoffchappell.com/studies/windows/win32/kernel32/history/index.htm

tef, to random
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[youth pastor voice] remember, it's not about a nex-you, or a nex-me

it's about a torture nex-us

xgranade,
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@tef [youth pastor voice] You know who else was tortured for us?

tef, to random
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me, i can't believe the content mill would simply resell the content

tef, to random
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in light of the stack overflow news i think it's time to bring back expertsexchange

janl,
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@tef ExpertSexChange surely.

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