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timesandseasons

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JWP-stan. Creature that emerged from the alkaline artemisia barrens 🏳️‍🌈

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ty04, to random
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If Jesus came back which social media site would He be a moderator on?

timesandseasons,
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naffrespect, to random
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I'm Joseph Manchin III, and I absolutely do not approve this message. Any claims otherwise are fake news.

timesandseasons,
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timesandseasons, to Utah
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I don't know why the state of is bound and determined to build a port on toxic, sensitive wetlands when there's plenty of toxic, hyper-low-density industrial land around Magna. Heck, the Church has an enormous empty plot right next to the UP Intermodal. Let that be your port.

timesandseasons,
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Also I'm quickly coming to realize that any given empty plot in the city has a high probability of being owned by the Church or Rio Tinto

timesandseasons,
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@Minnewegian Yep, for a while they were the single largest private landowner in Florida. Now that the SEC is breathing down their necks, we know they have nearly $55 billion in stocks on top of their untold billions in real estate.

timesandseasons,
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@Neblib @Minnewegian They're definitely selling that data and announced that in 2014, though only the companies involved know for how much.

timesandseasons,
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@kemotep @Neblib @Minnewegian They collect reams of genealogical data so they can baptize and do other sacraments (they call them ordinances) for the dead.

My guess is that the comment about a new ethnicity you heard is related to them strongly discouraging inter-faith marriages (you can only get married in the church to fellow members in good standing). Also the culture completely obliterated their members' existing ethnicities over the last century, but that's a common American thing.

timesandseasons, to random
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One of my coworkers has never seen remote desktops before and I think it must be breaking their fundamental understanding of what computers are because it's a struggle teaching them to use it. #watercooler

timesandseasons, to cycling
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An underrated hazard of #cycling is a wasp flying in your mouth

timesandseasons,
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@AwoogaGeneral My lower lip has turned inside out

kemotep, to random
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Galaxy is ancient greek for Milky Way.

Big Dairy is behind the universe?

timesandseasons,
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@kemotep The Moon is made of cheese after all

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Poll for Americans west of the 100th meridian: do you have central air conditioning?

timesandseasons, (edited )
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@petes_bread_eqn_xls Hijacking the thread for my own question:
If you have some sort of central cooling system (west of the 100th meridian)

timesandseasons,
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@LoneLocust @petes_bread_eqn_xls AC would be inclusive of heat pumps when they're pumping heat out of the dwelling

timesandseasons, to random
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The Northern Corridor in St. George is estimated to cost about $125 million. That should be enough to run 15 minute bus service between Ivins and Washington for 30 years. Highways are not responsible uses of money.

timesandseasons, to random
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Yesterday's xkcd shows the kind of wreck I was in that made me decide to give up driving. The only one who's coming out of it happy is the assassin. https://xkcd.com/2932/

timesandseasons, to random
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I can't help but compare the beaches where I last lived and where I live now. The only sound at my old beach was the roar of tires on the 4-lane highway that ran parallel to it. Now when I go to the beach the loudest sounds are honks from ducks, clicks from coots, and screeches of blackbirds.

Legit_Spaghetti, to random
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I have some business travel coming up, and our booking system doesn't include train travel as an option. Needless to say, I am deflated. I was hoping to ride to my destination in style and comfort, but instead I am forced to complete this journey in a flying tin can, packed like sardines.

Also, I'm somewhat sure air travel has a higher carbon footprint than train travel. Hmmm... Waaaait... What if I used that angle to get them to spring for train tickets next time?

timesandseasons,
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@Legit_Spaghetti Good luck trying to get a SoCal company to sponsor train travel to anywhere outside of SoCal. It still takes 11.5 hours to go by train between LA and Oakland and 17 hours to get to Albuquerque. And it's not like you can tell them you can work remotely while traveling because there's little cell service along the route.

zoness, to random
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I want to learn how to identify trees 🌳

timesandseasons,
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@zoness I picked up a tree ID book this winter and now that the leaves are out I'm excited to start bringing it on walks with me

timesandseasons, to random
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Trains are gay

timesandseasons, to random
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If you have eclipse glasses, you can look at the sun today and see that massive sunspot cluster that's causing all these geomagnetic disruptions. It's neat.

portlygent, to random
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I've been near Manchester for a few days, so I thought I'd pop in for a bit of sightseeing yesterday.

Let's be real though, this was just an excuse to ride the Metrolink

timesandseasons,
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@portlygent In Manchester Metrolink has to share ridership with a competent mainline rail network. The Calgary trams just have to share with buses. When I went to Manchester the mainline trains were clearly the best way to get around for many trips.

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I've seen it on social media a few times this week, and it tickles me that the equivalent idiom to "it's all Greek to me" in German directly translates to "I only understand train station"

portlygent, to random
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Hello again freakish organisms, what have I missed?

timesandseasons,
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@portlygent No drama in the eternal dt, just and memes

timesandseasons, to random
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Normally I'm only searching online for technical information, and, yeah, there's a ton of spam, but the top results don't seem noticeably written by AI. Last night I was doing research for shopping, and holy shit basically every other page I clicked on was clearly written by AI. Loads of self-contradictions, that weird tone that they have, and taking forever to make a point (at least longer than it took to set off my BS-detectors).

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It's been a while since I was in school, so it only just dawned on me that these campus protests are happening at the last minute possible. At my local university, classes ended more than a week ago. Hardly any students will be on campus after finals ended yesterday.

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