underwatermagpies

underwatermagpies, 27 days ago

Save more time and just throw out the whole cucumber. Genuinely the worst vegetable ever.

underwatermagpies, 27 days ago

A gold star to you for first class adulting! ✨️

underwatermagpies, 29 days ago

What a spectacular boy!

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

That’ll teach it.

underwatermagpies, 29 days ago

Urggggghhhhh, burn down the whole house and have a decontamination shower.

Still better than a live rat I guess?

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

And why would you want to? Elephants are the best 🐘

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

I’m clearly not watching enough sci-fi/ not sciency enough, but my mental image of ‘silicon-based life’ is a silicon spatula with googly eyes.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Pretty moon out tonight, if you need something to howl at.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

It took a while, but the cat has finally discovered that cheese is Good For Cats. Little bugger tried to pinch my smoked cheddar (and gave it a good lick). Luckily he’s much prettier than he is smart, it’s not hard to outwit him.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Perhaps the universe is telling you to move to a tropical island?

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

I enjoyed it when I went in Melbourne. I see the logic in moving it to winter, so you have more darkness to work with, but Ballarat in June is just not as appealing as a nice warm summer night. I’ll probably miss this one.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Oh poor Ted. And poor you.

Maybe leave it out for a few days so he can have a sniff and see that it doesn’t attack him? Putting it on might be step two.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

I have declared pizza night.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

One ‘Old Mate’ - mushrooms, Gorgonzola, pesto, basil and similar deliciousness. And a margherita.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/9d15e70d-bb85-410b-a646-9a0d51c99d08.jpeg

Nice couch! Tommy agrees with your therapist.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Ooh, that looks fun to destroy!

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Amazing news ❤️

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Happy birthday, birthday twin! 🎂

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

I was made redundant last week, which I’m still coming to terms with. But after wallowing for a week or so, today I went to the zoo and saw the baby elephants. And now I’ve opened champagne. It’s my birthday today, my (quite large) payout’s just come through, and I have an interview on Friday. I’m going to be fine.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Yep. It’s about the information, not the document. Go for it.

And I am shocked that that info isn’t readily available on their website.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Hmm, it’s not like the physical locations have giant, unsubtle signage or anything. And noisy ambulances coming in and out. The locals definitely know where the ambulance station is.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Wotcha having?

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

Fried eggs on toast for me.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

I like that the chopping board and the colander tone in with all the glorious red. It all looks amazing.

underwatermagpies, 1 month ago

It’s vodka and white rum. Tastes reasonably legit.