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There was a block of chocolate in my letterbox, no note. Has the Easter Bunny come early?

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It’s white chocolate so the chances of me gobbling it up aren’t high.

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Amazing, congratulations 🎊 🥂

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Big scary meeting this arvo. Please send good vibes.

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Grab an inflatable air bed from kmart or similar if you don’t want to give up the space permanently. They’re pretty comfy for a couple of nights.

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A frozen big M/ flavoured milk is also pretty good on a day like this. A primary school canteen classic.

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I’ve vacuumed half the house, and that might be enough manual labour for today. I just won’t look at the other half.

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My cat reckons 40 degree days are perfect for extra snuggles and naps on my lap. I’m not sure I agree.

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I really can’t complain, my house has only just hit 24 and I’ve just put the evap on. But tonight looks brutal.

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I think it would be delish.

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Fancy crumpets please.

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Have a nap. Or at least veg on the couch for a bit.

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I got fish & chips for me & the cat. The cat refused to eat the fish, usually his favourite thing. What could be going on:

  1. The cat is sick and needs to be rushed to a vet
  2. The fish was bad and I’m going to be sick soon
  3. The cat is a contrary little goose.

I’m leaning towards option 3, but let’s see where the night takes us.

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So keen for Red Side Story, finally!

Hope you perk up soon.

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VapoRub now comes in an applicator thingy so you don’t have to get it all over your hands and it is truly brilliant.

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I reckon they probably can, but choose not to.

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Most shops are open, go ahead and have aaaallll the cake.

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There is a cruel lack of chips in this house.

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Ironing is something I let go with the first lockdown. I don’t miss it.

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I read this as “the brain has gone mouldy”; also true.

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