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Sending aaaaaallllll the luck your way. I reckon you’ll smash it!

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Back to work tomorrow, poo. I need another holiday.

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I’m at an outdoor cafe (under cover) waiting for a friend and it’s almost cold?

Melbourne weather’s never boring anyway.

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Excuse me that numbat is REAL and LOVED.

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Applies triple if it’s evaporative. Keep ahead of it.

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More bloody ants in the kitchen. More rain incoming.

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Amazing! Crossing every appendage for you that this is the one.

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Important news: you can order a stubby holder with a picture of your cat on it (or dog/numbat/fav guitar/child) for only $9.90. Just ordered two.

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From Officeworks, I meant to say.

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I’ve had enough of this “living in a swamp” nonsense now thanks, could we get back to something a smidge drier?

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People can choose to spend their money as ethically as they like, it doesn’t hurt you.

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Cricket’s not looking super likely tomorrow, boo.

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Up to 10mm, showers increasing & storms. Not ideal cricketing weather.

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There’s something special about Test cricket on Boxing Day though. BBL’s great and I’ll watch that but it’s not the same.

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I have managed to make my summer pudding without turning the kitchen into a crime scene, so that’s a win. Bit of lunch, then off to pick up seafood, then all my Christmasly duties are done and I can curl up with a book.

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It involves bread, berries, and sugar syrup. The bread soaks in all the berry juice & syrup overnight to turn into a gorgeous spongy mush. I use defrosted frozen berries for extra juice, so it can get messy.

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Ballarat pulled a swifty on me in Jan when it somehow went from 35+ to 10C within a couple of days and I had no winter clothes. Because it was bloody January. I’m treating all future trips there as though it’s the middle of winter and packing accordingly, even if I’m just popping in for an hour.

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Today I need to tidy & clean my whole house. So far, I’m on my second pot of tea. Going well.

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I’m in trouble for daring to use a laptop on my lap. Don’t I know laps are for cats?

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I splurged on Valhalla Old English Toffee ice cream from Leo’s. Truly excellent decision, spectacular ice cream.

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I know I’m late for Hot Take Thursday, but: prawns don’t have much flavour and they’re too much work to bother with. Genuinely wouldn’t be bothered if I never ate one again.

Gimme all the oysters instead.

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Caffe Matto on Burgundy St in Heidelberg is open until 8pm every day.

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