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vitaut, 7 months ago to random Asked AI to imagine a C++ committee meeting in Hawaii and I think the thing in the center is the C++ abstract machine.
Asked AI to imagine a C++ committee meeting in Hawaii and I think the thing in the center is the C++ abstract machine.
wordshaper, 7 months ago @vitaut If C++ was indeed created on the hardware depicted I think that would go a long way to explaining C++. (If the water bottle had LSD in it that would explain the rest)
@vitaut If C++ was indeed created on the hardware depicted I think that would go a long way to explaining C++. (If the water bottle had LSD in it that would explain the rest)
jfbastien, 7 months ago @vitaut I did something similar a few weeks ago and it’s eerily accurate on some details.
@vitaut I did something similar a few weeks ago and it’s eerily accurate on some details.
vitaut, 7 months ago to programming A new proposal on string interpolation in C++: https://github.com/fmtlib/fmt/issues/3691 #programming #cpp
A new proposal on string interpolation in C++: https://github.com/fmtlib/fmt/issues/3691 #programming #cpp
vitaut, 7 months ago to random BREAKING: 42 is the answer to the question "What is the resolution of steady_clock in nanoseconds?"
BREAKING: 42 is the answer to the question "What is the resolution of steady_clock in nanoseconds?"
gracicot, 7 months ago @vitaut how many million of years did it take to run?
@vitaut how many million of years did it take to run?
vitaut, 7 months ago @gracicot ~1.3e-21
@gracicot ~1.3e-21
vitaut, 7 months ago to random Introducing Fetaverse, a decentralized social network for cheese aficionados.
Introducing Fetaverse, a decentralized social network for cheese aficionados.
Migueldeicaza, 7 months ago @vitaut signing up
@vitaut signing up
vitaut, 7 months ago to random Bowling like a pro
Bowling like a pro
vitaut, 7 months ago to random Everyone gets a post
Everyone gets a post
vitaut, 7 months ago to random Panel on the future of C++...
Panel on the future of C++...
gracicot, 7 months ago @vitaut oh, nothing. Nobody mentioned shitpost.
@vitaut oh, nothing. Nobody mentioned shitpost.
malwareminigun, 7 months ago @gracicot shitpost is spelled @vitaut
@gracicot shitpost is spelled @vitaut
vitaut, 7 months ago to programming BREAKING: Due to a bug in std::chrono implementation the last C++ committee meeting was seconded instead of minuted. #programming
BREAKING: Due to a bug in std::chrono implementation the last C++ committee meeting was seconded instead of minuted. #programming
vitaut, 7 months ago to programming They charged almost $4k to fix our auto. Modern C++ is expensive! #cplusplus #programming
They charged almost $4k to fix our auto. Modern C++ is expensive! #cplusplus #programming
vitaut, 7 months ago to random Wait, what? I have 760 followers here?!
Wait, what? I have 760 followers here?!