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yassie_j

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

[Follow reqs are never going to be accepted unless I know you]

Profile picture created by @len!!!

Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @yassie_j and @yassie_j and always will be.

Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), joined 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), joined 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is (rest in peace), joined 4 Aug 2023 --> joined here 12 Jan 2024

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yassie_j, to random
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The only four cities on the Fediverse are Berlin, Amsterdam,, San Francisco, and Vienna it seems

yassie_j,
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@astrid oh yeah I should add that!

yassie_j, to random
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Sorry folks, I won’t be at GPN either

I know, I know, it’s a shame. I just can’t make it, ya know

yassie_j, to random
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I put you through the refining process and then use you as fuel

yassie_j, to random
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It's been 11 months since this iconic moment in Yaseen history (yes, really)

yassie_j, to random
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Tired: What is Yassie? Wired: How to translate Yassie?

RE: https://kitty.social/notes/9tiwr49e2gfv0jgh

yassie_j, to random
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What kind of view or views do you have of me? ❤️

(ie which of these characters are you, when thinking of me)

yassie_j,
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@MagicLike yay!!! In return

yassie_j, to random
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@astrid I don’t even understand this but I recognise the copypasta on sight

RE: https://fedi.astrid.tech/objects/6d67b3e6-1a8a-4d8c-94a1-a0a8e078bd55

yassie_j, to random
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Okay now I can sleep

Goodnight friends :hug3:

I leave out some deep-fried soap bars, but in the shape of chocolate bars

yassie_j, to random
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yassie_j, to random
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In the UK, Europe, Asia, and other places that follow international road sign standards, this sign warns drivers that there is a wormhole up ahead.

blobcat, to random
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but figma is so hard :((((((

RE: https://social.jvns.ca/users/b0rk_reruns/statuses/112474814327545492

yassie_j,
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@blobcat figma balls

yassie_j, to random
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God bless our TROOPS (people with poorly tummies)

God bless OUR COUNTRY (the Fediverse)

And God bless the DRIVERS OF THE WEST MIDLANDS METRO

yassie_j, to random
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My political opinions are obvious.

I’m far left? No.

I’m far right? No.

I’m far away from any pretty girls. They need to be with me.

yassie_j, to random
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I think after being on the fediverse for so long, you learn to master how to use the content warning button.

Now it is time to move onto the next stage of the fediverse.

The content threatening button.

yassie_j, to random
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New pfp, courtesy of the amazing artistic skills of @len !!!!!

I love it so much!! Really captures my aura so well, while still paying homage to the Yaseen Classic pfp!!!

Thank you len!!!!!!!! :nkoLove:

yassie_j,
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@len Finally, no more copyright infringement

yassie_j, to random
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“There is no such thing as federation. There are individual neofoxes and neocats and there are instances.” –Misskey Thatcher

yassie_j, to random
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I like how all energy generation is basically “boiling a big pot of water to make a turbine spin”.

Except for wind, hydro, and gravitational, where the turbine is spun directly; and solar, which uses photovoltaic panels to do some crazy space wizard stuff that looks like magic

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good morning

yassie_j,
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@puppygirlhornypost hi amber hi abmerh bih ib abmer hi bahbmer hi amberhhh <3333

yassie_j,
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@puppygirlhornypost I am doing well my sweet lady I blow you a kiss

yassie_j, to random
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Good morning friends ❤️

binbows, to random
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ai generated "memes" are extremely unfunny and stupid as fuck

yassie_j,
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@guigui @binbows I feel like memes are a distillation of the problem with AI. You can’t mass produce memes, it doesn’t make sense. Memes are, in a sense, artisanal because they cannot form from market forces.

Memes are cultural cachet and therefore are organic. You could astroturf a meme, but an astroturf strategy only works if there’s a nugget of truth in them. Memes are taking a reference to an existing bit of culture and transforming it into something else, until it itself becomes a part of culture.

An LLM has no innate understanding of culture. You can’t teach it to meme. You can’t teach it that “dat boi” is funny or that dababy is funny.

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neurodivergent impulse to take things as a literal definition not realizing the social definition or negative connotations

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9theiewjflmc0394

yassie_j,
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@puppygirlhornypost @hazelnoot The bumper sticker isn’t for you, the bumper sticker is for the driver.

If the sticker says “Honk if you love cake”, then the sticker isn’t a call for you to honk (because you love cake). It’s for the driver to feel a bit smug at you honking for their awful driving.

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