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yassie_j

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

[Follow reqs are never going to be accepted unless I know you]

Profile picture created by @len!!!

Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @yassie_j and @yassie_j and always will be.

Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), joined 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), joined 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is (rest in peace), joined 4 Aug 2023 --> joined here 12 Jan 2024

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oh my fucking god conservapedia is a goldmine

yassie_j,
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@astrid @atlrvrse this is my favourite line from Conservapedia

yassie_j, to random
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I seriously do not understand people who are anti-bottle cap attached to lid

Like what are you hoping to achieve here?

yassie_j,
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@natty come to think of it, I have only one Good Experience with it, which is a water bottle where the lid goes all the way flat, and everything else has been Middling to Fair

yassie_j, to random
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I am cookin’ meat curry rn

I decided to add tomato puree for the fun of it

silly, to random

@yassie_j me genetically engineering more melodys so i can be included in a yassie hellthread:

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/39ca483f-86c4-4895-bd47-c0df826397e3

yassie_j,
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@puppygirlhornypost @silly You have yourself :patsAmberTransfem: and @ambergrey :patsAmberGrey:

yassie_j, to random
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Anything good that happens in videogames is because of my skill and anything bad that happens in videogames is because of external factors

yassie_j,
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@fen thank you sweet fenny ❤️

puppygirlhornypost, to random
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good morning fedizens

yassie_j,
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@puppygirlhornypost hi Amber 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😭

yassie_j,
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@puppygirlhornypost sad that we can’t be together

yassie_j, to random
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Good morning ♥️

May you have a good day of resting 😘

yassie_j, to random
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I have left a Tesla Cybertruck drenched in water at Bullring shopping centre, Upper Mall West, Birmingham B5 4BL

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/322fb7b1-c424-4906-a3a6-87560b0bd6ad

yassie_j, to random
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ISO keyboards have the Alt Growl key

yassie_j, to random
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@puniko since there’s a neoyas emoji in this set I just want to say that I absolutely agree with the sentiment of my emoji

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/9tciurxcooay014t

yassie_j, to random
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I can’t get gayer. Therefore, I need to become more straight. Then I can become gayer again.

yassie_j,
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@april I never thought of this

yassie_j, to random
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The youth of today have the skibidi sigma or whatever, but then I remember that my generation had “dababy”, so I always give the young folk a pass

Lesss gooooo

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yassie_j, to random
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:NeoyasExplode:

cc @matt @Conker87 @lucretia

Content Warning clip. We find a walking bomb. Matt asks it: "What are your dreams in life?" It explodes, killing two of the four of us. We find their corpses, and Matt asks me how I feel about their deaths. I tell him I don't care.

yassie_j,
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@Conker87 @lucretia @matt I like how me and Conker just were completely unfazed by it. Just like “yep, okay. Huh. Alright.”

yassie_j, to random
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American Psycho (2000) was such a groundbreaking film due to the fact it was the first to really portray sigma males accurately and therefore on the path towards ending sigmaphobia in our society

18+ yassie_j, to random
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Drinking 500 millilitres of catgirl sweat would absolutely solve all of my problems

yassie_j,
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@lea because I wanted to

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lea, to random

victimless crimes aren't crimes, and corpos can't be victims

yassie_j,
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@lea it’s not a loss if the sale never happened in the first place

yassie_j, to random
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I clocked out. Therefore…

Ladies and gentlemen... The weekend.

yassie_j, to random
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It actually happened. Uber reinvented the bus so hard that it became a bus.

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