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yassie_j

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

[Follow reqs are never going to be accepted unless I know you]

Profile picture created by @len!!!

Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @yassie_j and @yassie_j and always will be.

Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), joined 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), joined 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is (rest in peace), joined 4 Aug 2023 --> joined here 12 Jan 2024

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yassie_j, to random
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Would you recycle your Yaseen?

yassie_j, to random
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WFH should be the default for all office jobs

I had to return some parcels and the Post Office closes at 17.30… If I had to work at an office, I would never be able to go to the Post Office, like at all

Like how fucked up is that? Everyone works during the day, but also everything is only open during the day

yassie_j, to random
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Good morning everyone ❤️

I didn’t sleep so good because my neighbour was banging on my front door at 6.30, which woke me up… My mom answered the door and my neighbour was really aggressive (I couldn’t hear the conversation). I had trouble falling back asleep.

Seriously, it wouldn’t have killed you to be less of an asshole to my mother, you fuck face. What happened to being considerate of other people???

lea, to random

good morning chat, I'm currently feeling miserable but at least I'm wearing thigh highs to school

yassie_j,
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@lea they look great <3

yassie_j, to random
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Time for sleepies <3

I leave out fried sheets of corrugated steel

yassie_j, to random
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I played Lethal Company with @lexi and @lea :333

It was great fun, we were all Hatsune Miku dancing to California Gurls (until I got eaten by a creature and screamed in fear after I got separated from Lexi by accidentally triggering a teleportation trap which sent me deep into the facility into the pitch black)

yassie_j, to random
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Why did Google add this feature to the Phone app

yassie_j, to random
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>ask Google Lens to identify an image of Hatsune Miku
>it does identify it as Hatsune Miku and gives me the source
>out of curiosity ask Gemini to identify an image of Hatsune Miku

yassie_j,
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So, Google’s own product can outperform… Er. Google.

stefan, to random
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@puniko I had to think about you. Which makes it kinda funny. squishes puni :ablobcatheartsqueeze:

yassie_j,
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@puniko @stefan :patsPuniko:

lea, to random

okay so my parents are leaving from tomorrow to sunday, and I've just casually been informed that my sister is going to invite a whole group of her friends over tomorrow evening. they're going to hog the living room/kitchen area the entire time so it's now my problem to figure out how to make myself dinner in peace

oh and of course i gotta go in there to feed the dog and go on a walk with him

and I'm just expected to not care because "a bit of social skills can be expected from everyone". fuck off, I'm already uncomfortable enough with one stranger around

yassie_j,
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@lea what the fuck that’s insane

You exist in that space too???????

yassie_j, to random
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Friendly reminder: a post on social media

Unfriendly reminder: a final notice from your utility company

yassie_j, to random
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@ShadowJonathan finally a timezone centred around @luna I mean @luna I mean @backhdlp I mean @artic I mean @Luna I mean @LunaDragofelis I mean @luna I mean @lunareclipse I mean @lunya I mean @Sparky I mean @Rasis I mean @ielenia I mean @lunacb

RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/ShadowJonathan/statuses/112451182460625822

yassie_j, to random
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Oh boy had a very awkward conversation with a client

I was trying to do my best to ask as many questions as I could to ascertain what they needed, but they kept being terse and clipped in their replies

I had nothing to go on in the notes I had written so I had to tell them I couldn’t do anything because they wouldn’t answer my questions =_=

Then they hung up lol

yassie_j, to random
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Good morning friends ❤️

I hope you have a lovely Thursday

As its fursday, you should pat your nearest furry 😍

yassie_j,
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I’m not a furry. Why are you—

yassie_j,
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@vae NOOOOOO

yassie_j, to random
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Why do mastocels seem to take jokes so seriously

I got reply-guy’d about “um actually my body doesn’t pay taxes, I do”

Don’t be so humourless

lexi, to random

there are more stars in the solar system than there are games on the ps5

yassie_j,
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@lea @lexi awwww

yassie_j, to random
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I have to update my ranking now

hachyderm has overtaken mastosoc to be #1 on the mastocel list

yassie_j,
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@suspicious_bee Well, it’s got a reputation for being the techbro instance, but today’s really cemented it, especially when you consider that people who tried to correct Hachyderm Thomas were suddenly suspended on the other instance

yassie_j,
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@AmyIsCoolz @suspicious_bee No no, it’s an instance-level block of an individual user (ie a remote account suspension)

yassie_j,
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@AmyIsCoolz @suspicious_bee I’m sure that’s possible in all Fedi software? On Akkoma it’s “remote deactivation”. So like you can suspend an account on your instance, you can suspend an account from another instance from being shown on yours.

yassie_j, to random
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My pronouns are they/them

Because I can’t be @Kio

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