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zalasur

@zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net

I play strategy games, write software, and stream on Peertube (not necessarily in that order). Also, sock monkeys! Preferred pronouns: he/him/his.

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zalasur, to random
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I don't drive too much, but I do own a car, a 2012 Hyundai. It's getting old enough now where I have to wait to order parts when they are needed (like replacement brake pads). So now today I'm waiting for them to call me to let me know I can pick up my car at the dealership.

I have a loaner in the meantime. It's strange that all the new cars are getting Tesla-fied. Keys in ignitions are a thing of the past. A computer display on the dash. Mystery buttons that aren't well-labeled everywhere. 😅

ajroach42, to random
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Is the wordpress.com site editor just fundamentally broken, or is it a Firefox problem?

zalasur,
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@ajroach42 Probably both.

zalasur, to random
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I know that weather forecasting is more of an art form than science at times, but I sort of have to believe the models are broken when they continuously forecast a 50% chance of rain three days out that consistently fails to materialize.

We were forecast to have thunderstorms all week this week, or at least a better-than-even chance of them each day this week. So far? One slight drizzle. That was it. The rest of the week doesn't look too good, either.

StefanThinks, to random
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Inside you, there are two reply guys, one awkwardly compliments everything you do, and the other uses nonrelevant gifs.

zalasur,
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@StefanThinks I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

zalasur, to random
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So, sad news today. , my favored streaming platform over the past couple of years during the pandemic, will be shutting down July 1st. That means that my streaming activities will be moving back to while I formalize my long-term plans for my online presence.

In the meantime, I'll be doing a few more streams playing games and talking about more serious subject matters. Today I will be resuming my base. Come visit me here while supplies last!

https://glimesh.tv/zalasur

zalasur,
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@eroax Here is the announcement from their blog:

https://build.glimesh.tv/t/goodnight-glimesh/690

StefanThinks, to random
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Fiona Apple implies the existence of Shrek Orange.

zalasur,
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@StefanThinks I had to think about that one for a second. I now have a brain cramp. 😄

zalasur, to random
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No green screen today because it's too warm and it blocks air flow. We're playing with Standard Rules: Going for the Edge! on https://glimesh.tv/zalasur

zalasur, to random
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Waiting an hour and a half on my car service appointment. Tried doing the crossword but, as always, I get hung up on the pop culture references.

I need a pop-culture-free crossword.

zalasur,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt We need to join forces. We would be unstoppable.

Madhattermommy, to random

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to”.

zalasur,
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@Madhattermommy I'm 47 and I'm still that way with years work.

Me: thinking about pulling weeds from the landscaping

Partner: "Get can you pull some of those weeds from the landscaping? They look gross."

Me (reverting to 14 years of age): "Uuuuuugh do I haaaave to?"

lilithsaintcrow, to random
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Morning Walk Report: Took our usual route, but reversed since it's a holiday. Boxnoggin did not like this—it is a Change in Routine, and we all know how he feels about those. Still, he got more than enough sniff-time in, and expressing his displeasure both wore him out and taught him (yet again) that I will not stand for foolishness.

He gets a lot of gentle redirection, this dog.

zalasur,
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@lilithsaintcrow That's a happy tune 🥰

Rhodium103, to random
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Me: "So, that's my theory. What do you think? Is 'woke' nothing but a distillation of a language game but found in a real functioning language, referring to no fixed concept or tangible object in the world? Isn't it something that's given meaning purely by its surrounding context, which is to, and only to, elicit the next move in an exchange where rules and context have been developed for and by its participants?"

Zombie Wittgenstein: ".....you learned fucking necromancy for this!?!"

zalasur,
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@Rhodium103 It's a valid question, Zombie Wittgenstein 😄

ocsweetest, to random
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I ran out of Ted talks again.

zalasur,
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@ocsweetest We're gonna need a bigger Ted

zalasur, to random
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I know it's my week off next week but I really hope we get some storms.

MariaTheMartian, to random

The
Suburbs
Are
So
Boring

zalasur,
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@MariaTheMartian By design.

futurebird, (edited ) to random
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Which of the following are still used like insults for the most part?

zalasur,
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@futurebird I will gladly accept being called "nerd" and "geek" even if the term is meant to be insulting. "Academic", not so much but only because I'm a college dropout and I'd simply be confused.

"Intellectual" would probably make me a bit suspicious if someone called me that. Like, what are they implying, exactly? 🤔

StefanThinks, to random
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All sofas are sofa beds if you're tired enough.

zalasur,
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@StefanThinks Don't even need to be that tired TBH 🙂

mwichary, to random
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My current favourite Chicago station is Cicero on the green line. I mean, just look at this.

zalasur,
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@mwichary I thought at first that was an AI generated image. I've been seeing too many of those lately. 😅

zalasur, to random
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I had fun playing Stellaris multiplayer tonight, even if I did get thoroughly stomped tonight (I didn't lose but the only two players who got lower scores at the end of playing six hours was a couple of the AI players).

Uff da.

Anyways, back to my regular lineup of Dwarf Fortress and Factorio, though I may add a few new titles to my repertoire here soon. 😉

zalasur, to random
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It's been a while since I've played , so we're gonna join a multiplayer game and see how badly I get stomped. 😅 We're playing on at https://glimesh.tv/zalasur

zalasur, to random
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Tonight I will be playing Multiplayer with friends (we'll see if they stay that way after I crush them with my iron fist). I'll post a link to my stream at 4PM CDT when we are scheduled to start.

zalasur, to random
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Geez, it feels like the first AI generated video just came out like a month ago, and now there are like dozens of them on YouTube already. That's probably an undercount.

As interesting as this is, I get the distinct sort of vibe from this that I felt when Magic Eye first came out. Everyone is jumping on it, and it's really neat, but just like it's LLM counterparts is highly derivative. Once the novelty wears off it will just be another tool that visual artists will use when they need it.

neilk, to random
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Hoo boy, does anyone remember this old web hack?

The goal is to ensure you call at a reasonable time in Calgary.

There would have been a tiny gif of the current time in Calgary, generated by a CGI script for every page visit.

There was no other way to do dynamic inclusions that worked in every browser

Also a sign of the times: the "last updated" footer, flexing that not only did you have a website, but you updated it

zalasur,
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@neilk Honestly I should have a "last updated" in my blog footer in 2023

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Missed connection: I was tending to wounds after being thrown over the handlebars. You zipped past me on the bike trail with a look of concern.

zalasur,
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@Stoned_Deva_ And pity. Don't forget the pity. 😉

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