uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Biblically Accurate Girl?

Jackie_meaiii,

Best response

Noodle07,

A bitey girl, the dream

AFC1886VCC,

A girl bit me hard on the arm once. She was very close to breaking the skin. Gotta say, I wasn’t impressed at the time!

Noodle07,

À girl bit my ass once and it pumped so much adrenaline in my blood I want more

AFC1886VCC,

May you find a girl to once again bite your ass, friend

Noodle07,

Thank you my friend

Lesrid,

An older goth girl bit me on the arm as a child. Completely inappropriate behavior and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

klemptor,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

Especially if you’re a Klingon

Smorty,

Tell the person and ask em out. I should know, I’ve never been loved

blindbunny,

These are the kind of women I live for

Omgarm,

These signals are too subtle, maybe you’re just being kind.

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

“Every moment I spend with you, I wish time would stand still so I could enjoy the moment for eternity. I feel hollow and dull when I spend a day without you. My heart buckles when you weep and surges when you laugh. When you smile at me, I float. Your disappointment makes me sink through the floor. My mind races when you don’t respond, only to clear once you do. I adore you 💗”

That’s so sweet! I’m glad she cares about me, but I’m sure it doesn’t mean anything deeper. People don’t feel this way about me.

Blyfh,

Bahahhaha that’s great. Does this quote have a source or did you just freewrite this?

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

I wrote it 🥺

Blyfh,

Damn. That is really good writing. You should be proud. Have you considered doing something in this direction?

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

That may or may not be an direction I’ve mulled over for a number of years before our current moment :3

EmptySlime,

I think you did great tbh! 10/10 teenage me would absolutely 100% never had any idea you were into them. But I also didn’t figure out I was asexual until my mid twenties so idk if I can really count as a data point lol.

Soulg,

“She’s just being nice don’t be weird don’t be a creep don’t ruin our friendship she’s just being nice…”

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

If only most people were so verbose with their feelings. ;-;

TheCoolerMia,
@TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I am and I can confirm its great and everyone should :3

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • GTA5RPClips
  • DreamBathrooms
  • thenastyranch
  • magazineikmin
  • tacticalgear
  • cubers
  • Youngstown
  • mdbf
  • slotface
  • rosin
  • osvaldo12
  • ngwrru68w68
  • kavyap
  • InstantRegret
  • JUstTest
  • everett
  • Durango
  • cisconetworking
  • khanakhh
  • ethstaker
  • tester
  • anitta
  • Leos
  • normalnudes
  • modclub
  • megavids
  • provamag3
  • lostlight
  • All magazines