roi, 🥺
z500, 👉👈
KermitLeFrog, I’ve had this in my camera roll for nearly two years. Such a beautiful work of art
bobs_monkey, Sounds like the time I got violated by a Greek bidet
SuddenDownpour, Zeus takes super wacky forms these days.
Kolanaki, I would think the sentient bidet is Poseidon.
Fizz, In Japan I always turned the Bidet up to max power after using to assblast the next guy who used it.
emi,
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