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Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.

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Is it just me or is there an untranscribed vowel in the “mal dumcail” inscription? Looks more like “maul” than “mal” to me

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KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

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What if I see him murdering someone?

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I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve played in the 10 years I’ve had a smartphone.

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Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

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Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much

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I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

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The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

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That was John Quincy Adams. I remember because I also learned that he did this nude, an image I’ve been trying to get out of my head for 30 years.

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pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

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Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

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My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.

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If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.

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If he absolutely must be elected president, it would be kind of nice if he kicked the bucket after just a few minutes in office

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That’s why I said it would only be kind of nice lol

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Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!

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