RIP_Cheems, 
You wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.
Randelung, Capitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they’re exploiting that fact for profit. It’s not even your lemonade!
Fapper_McFapper, I, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.
Kolanaki, 
When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.
Brickwald, Got any grapes?
HootinNHollerin, The funny thing is that humans made lemons, not nature
brown567, Humans made most of my problems too
Rai, When GOD gives you LEMONS
YOU FIND A NEW GOD
RIP_Cheems, THEN MAN IS GOD.
Kolanaki, GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE
Deconceptualist, I would totally buy that brand of juice. It seems extremely sure of itself.
Rai,
Deconceptualist, Haha, I saw the original Powerthirst™ ad back in the day, but never knew there was a sequel! Thanks for the laugh.
Rai, There’s even a THIRD! I didn’t find that out until like a year ago!
The second one was my favorite.
general_kitten, But i love lemons
Signtist, I don’t see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.
Deconceptualist, One ‘rule’ for each lemon, yes.
random9, Welp, I guess I’ll be saying “rule” for the rest of my life now rule.
don, (edited ) When life decides to be a lemon, hold that fuckwit life down and pour boiling salted lemon juice in its eyes until it goes blind.
z500, 
Fuckin’ way she goes
carotte, yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put “rule” in the title we’ll boil you alive.
shootwhatsmyname, 
where can i sign up for the club that enforces this?
random9, Do you always treat your guests like potatoes?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9d812dd3-4638-4c88-be9d-0a7c6468bb05.png
whodatdair, No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.
In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.
kernelle, You don’t read the sidebar before posting to a community?
MacedWindow, 
Its not in the sidebar
random9, I do, not always in detail if they’re too long - but this one isn’t, and the sidebar here actually doesn’t say anything about incorporating the word “Rule” in your post title.
The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.
A_Very_Big_Fan, It’s more of a tradition than a rule. The “rule” that we’re referring to is that you have to post before you leave
kernelle, It’s preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn’t a sidebar, but that’s not your fault lmao
ummthatguy, 
random9, (edited ) Cave Johnson. We’re done here.
Laticauda, That’s so lemon.
Assman, 
Lemon peel is highly flammable
LinkOpensChest_wav, 
It’s not mandatory, but if you don’t say “rule” then moss’s alt will beat you senseless
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