DJDarren, 21 days ago Fair warning, the first #Eurovision semi final is about to start, and I will be posting. Mute that tag if needs be.
Fair warning, the first #Eurovision semi final is about to start, and I will be posting. Mute that tag if needs be.
DJDarren, 21 days ago Nice to see Rylan’s teeth presenting #Eurovision again.
Nice to see Rylan’s teeth presenting #Eurovision again.
DJDarren, 21 days ago This outfit would be high level armour in some video games. #Eurovision
This outfit would be high level armour in some video games. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago I definitely watched #Eurovision in ‘22, but I have absolutely no memory of this track.
I definitely watched #Eurovision in ‘22, but I have absolutely no memory of this track.
DJDarren, 21 days ago Big shout out to #Eurovision for my annual reminder that Cyprus is not a Greek state, and is in fact its own country.
Big shout out to #Eurovision for my annual reminder that Cyprus is not a Greek state, and is in fact its own country.
DJDarren, 21 days ago The stage is incredible. #Eurovision
The stage is incredible. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Some lucky chaps in the audience getting a sweaty t-shirt to take home. #Eurovision
Some lucky chaps in the audience getting a sweaty t-shirt to take home. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago This is pretty enough, but not massively interesting. #Eurovision
This is pretty enough, but not massively interesting. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Nose jewellery. Nose. Jewellery. Christ. #Eurovision
Nose jewellery.
Nose. Jewellery.
Christ. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago This lad’s trouser game is strong. Big ups. Tune’s a bop too. #Eurovision
This lad’s trouser game is strong. Big ups.
Tune’s a bop too. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago In b4 My Lovely Horse #Eurovision
In b4 My Lovely Horse #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago (edited 21 days ago) They have a look. #Eurovision
They have a look. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Trans rights bikini, init. #Eurovision
Trans rights bikini, init. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago My favourite parts of #Eurovision are when people who aren’t professional comedians do comedy in a language that isn’t their first language.
My favourite parts of #Eurovision are when people who aren’t professional comedians do comedy in a language that isn’t their first language.
DJDarren, 21 days ago “You can’t vote for the United Kingdom because they bought their way in years ago and we can’t get rid of the fuckers” #Eurovision
“You can’t vote for the United Kingdom because they bought their way in years ago and we can’t get rid of the fuckers” #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago This staging is confusing and it’s making me feel ill. Fair play though, it’s great. #Eurovision
This staging is confusing and it’s making me feel ill.
Fair play though, it’s great. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago It’s a genuinely great song too. Lovely Ollie Alexander. #Eurovision
It’s a genuinely great song too. Lovely Ollie Alexander. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago “Solemn ballad” = Ukraine don’t want the arsehole of figuring out how to hold it again. #Eurovision
“Solemn ballad” = Ukraine don’t want the arsehole of figuring out how to hold it again. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Actually, slightly unnecessary rap aside, this is quite enjoyable. #Eurovision
Actually, slightly unnecessary rap aside, this is quite enjoyable. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Luna Lovegood took an interesting turn after leaving Hogwarts. #Eurovision
Luna Lovegood took an interesting turn after leaving Hogwarts. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago That was a lovely horse. #Eurovision
That was a lovely horse. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago She’s no Polish milkmaids. #Eurovision
She’s no Polish milkmaids. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago A questionable moustache. #Eurovision
A questionable moustache. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago “I’d love to Rim Tagi Dim” Bravo, Rylan #Eurovision
“I’d love to Rim Tagi Dim”
Bravo, Rylan #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Oh yeah, fair play, this is fun. #Eurovision
Oh yeah, fair play, this is fun. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago I don’t think that drum kit is functional. #Eurovision
I don’t think that drum kit is functional. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago I kinda wish Iceland would just send Dadi Freyr every year. #Eurovision
I kinda wish Iceland would just send Dadi Freyr every year. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago She’s scared of heights, but they put her on that tall plinth. Disgraceful. #Eurovision
She’s scared of heights, but they put her on that tall plinth. Disgraceful. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago James Corden reppin’ for Germany here. #Eurovision
James Corden reppin’ for Germany here. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Interested in Slovenia’s performance for a number of reasons. #Eurovision
Interested in Slovenia’s performance for a number of reasons. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Canadians looking upon that egg with the kind of lust they usually reserve for Tim Horton’s coffee and being apologetic. #Eurovision
Canadians looking upon that egg with the kind of lust they usually reserve for Tim Horton’s coffee and being apologetic. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Yeah, this performance is incredible. #Eurovision
Yeah, this performance is incredible. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Feel for the poor Americans who aren’t allowed to see our #Eurovision posts, so are wondering why there are no Europeans on Mastodon tonight.
Feel for the poor Americans who aren’t allowed to see our #Eurovision posts, so are wondering why there are no Europeans on Mastodon tonight.
crazydutchy, 21 days ago @DJDarren Hmm, why are they not allowed to see our posts?
@DJDarren Hmm, why are they not allowed to see our posts?
DJDarren, 21 days ago @crazydutchy It was just a joke, because they don’t really get Eurovision.
@crazydutchy It was just a joke, because they don’t really get Eurovision.
DJDarren, 21 days ago Are the walls going to crush them, like in Star Wars? #Eurovision
Are the walls going to crush them, like in Star Wars? #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Oh man, Sweden’s tune is a bop this year. #Eurovision
Oh man, Sweden’s tune is a bop this year. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago These are sounds that are happening to accompany lighting. #Eurovision
These are sounds that are happening to accompany lighting. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Someone give those lads a hand. #Eurovision
Someone give those lads a hand. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Looking forward to seeing the lad’s big digeridoo. #Eurovision
Looking forward to seeing the lad’s big digeridoo. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Australia doing their best to make sure that Europeans don’t have to spend a fortune to get to next year’s show. #Eurovision
Australia doing their best to make sure that Europeans don’t have to spend a fortune to get to next year’s show. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago That is a voluminous trouser! #Eurovision
That is a voluminous trouser! #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Imagine how much piss those trousers would soak up if you wore them into a Wetherspoons gents of a Saturday night. #Eurovision
Imagine how much piss those trousers would soak up if you wore them into a Wetherspoons gents of a Saturday night. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Very niche toot that. #Eurovision
Very niche toot that. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Did Shakira write this? #Eurovision
Did Shakira write this? #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago I love the recaps. You’re like “oh yeah, that song was performed an hour ago and I completely forgot about it” #Eurovision
I love the recaps. You’re like “oh yeah, that song was performed an hour ago and I completely forgot about it” #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago This is a lovely version of this track. Fair play, Logan, you’re alright. #Eurovision
This is a lovely version of this track. Fair play, Logan, you’re alright. #Eurovision
DJDarren, 21 days ago Or is it Julian Assange, hiding in plain sight? #Eurovision
Or is it Julian Assange, hiding in plain sight? #Eurovision
DJDarren, 20 days ago Y’know, as much as I enjoy #Eurovision, seeing the old footage does help me to understand why the older guys at work take the piss out of me for being so hyped for it.
Y’know, as much as I enjoy #Eurovision, seeing the old footage does help me to understand why the older guys at work take the piss out of me for being so hyped for it.
DJDarren, 20 days ago This year’s #Eurovision stage is absolutely phenomenal.
This year’s #Eurovision stage is absolutely phenomenal.
DJDarren, 20 days ago Feel kinda bad for the Aussies, coming all this way for nowt. #Eurovision
Feel kinda bad for the Aussies, coming all this way for nowt. #Eurovision
BonehouseWasps, 21 days ago @DJDarren My 9 Yo's favourite. Germany, that is. Not James Corden. 😊
@DJDarren My 9 Yo's favourite. Germany, that is. Not James Corden. 😊
DJDarren, 21 days ago @BonehouseWasps Not even Corden likes Corden.
@BonehouseWasps Not even Corden likes Corden.
ElysiaMacht, 21 days ago @DJDarren And there I thought it sounded the strongest of the songs so far, risking high points again.
@DJDarren And there I thought it sounded the strongest of the songs so far, risking high points again.
DJDarren, 21 days ago @ElysiaMacht Oh aye, it was quite enjoyable.
@ElysiaMacht Oh aye, it was quite enjoyable.
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