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BonehouseWasps

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The opposite of 'woke' is 'cunt'.

Pro creative designer.

Currently studying toward a Masters in Graphic Design and making a #BoardGame about #ConspiracyTheories so expect some of that. 😊

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Bournemouth, UK. 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🗺️

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BonehouseWasps, to random
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Time to stop hiding on here like I used to on the bad place.

So, new profile pic. It me! If you see me IRL, come say hi. 😆

andycarolan, to random
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I'm pre-squeezing the tofu!

BonehouseWasps,
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@andycarolan Abort, Andy - you've posted this on main! 😆

DJDarren, to Eurovision
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Fair warning, the first semi final is about to start, and I will be posting. Mute that tag if needs be.

BonehouseWasps,
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@DJDarren My 9 Yo's favourite. Germany, that is. Not James Corden. 😊

davemark, to Eurovision
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🍿🎤
Eurovision starts today.

For US folks, you can watch live on Peacock, if you subscribe.

EU / UK folks, this still a big deal? Worth watching?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/voting-schedules-favotires-everything-need-know-eurovision-rcna150616

BonehouseWasps,
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@davemark Still a big deal for us. We watch every year.

We won't be watching the semis but have been listening to all the songs this past week or two and will be gathering at friends' house for a watch party Saturday.

BonehouseWasps, to random
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Got aroundound to putting my punch bag up. The 'target' was 9 Yo's idea.

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vitani4000, to makeup
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I give you Spider-MaryJane! 🕸️✨ Bodypaint number 222! This took about 7 hours to create:)

I'm wearing professional artist grade pasties from @nxp_pasties

Makeup brands used:

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BonehouseWasps,
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@vitani4000 I love this look. The eyes are amazing. 😍

BonehouseWasps, to random
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Democracy has happened.

Though Rico, the little tart, was happily accepting scritches from the lady in the blue rosette when I emerged, having done my civic duty.

I did remind him to as we walked off but I don't think he was listening. 😆

BonehouseWasps,
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@NatureMC I dunno, they're very susceptible to bribery...

So no change there. Maybe I agree. 😆

BonehouseWasps, to uk
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folks - time to get out and . I didn't trudge around my neighbourhood last night in the bastard rain, delivering leaflets so you could let some Tory arsehole squeak a win.

There is also a real possibility that if the bastards get a proper thumping they'll call a general. So for once, every vote really might count.

and don't forget your

BonehouseWasps,
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@mkarliner You have to do both these days, of course. Social media's great for talking about issues big and small - not so good for candidate outreach.

You'd be amazed at how many people still use the "I didn't get a leaflet from X so I won't vote for them" as a defaqto method of chooing which box to put their cross in.

TheMetalDog, to retirement
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BonehouseWasps,
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@TheMetalDog Does he still have that "Youth Gone Wild" tattoo, though?

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Angry Staffer:

…Project 2025 ..

  • would let red states monitor & prosecute women who get abortions

  • won’t commit to defending NATO nations

  • wd fire attys who won’t prosec his political opponents

  • suspend posse comitatus & deploy the military on US soil

  • wd end pandemic preparedness office

  • wd fire 1000s of civil servants

  • pardon all J6 rioters

  • try to make law enf officers immune from prosec

If this doesn’t scare the living shit out of you, you aren’t paying attention.

BonehouseWasps,
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@GottaLaff Thing is, if TFG loses this one, "Project 2025" just becomes "Project 2030".

And if the US doesn't seriously shore up some protections before then, this full fash turn is just delayed.

craiggrannell, to random
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I was waiting for this one. Netflix kills the legacy Basic plan and gives you to pick between a shitty ‘with ads’ plan (crowing that you’ll save 35%) or nudging you towards the more expensive Standard.

Fortunately, the child (our only Netflix viewer) has just started watching a lot of iPlayer and for the first time doesn’t care about the propect of losing Netflix. So we will be switching to the ‘no plan’.

BonehouseWasps,
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@craiggrannell Child accounts don't get ads, apparently.

arstechnica, to random
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Controller maker says Switch 2 will be backward compatible with all Switch games

New Joy-con buttons, 1080p screen also feature in MobaPad's "first-hand information."

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2024/04/controller-maker-says-switch-2-will-be-backward-compatible-with-all-switch-games/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

BonehouseWasps,
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@arstechnica The images accompanying this article are fucking farcical.

GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️ “NY’s highest court on Thur overturned Harvey Weinstein’s 2020 conviction on felony sex crime charges, a stunning reversal in the foundational case of the era.

In 4-3 decision, NY Court of Appeals found trial judge who presided over Weinstein’s case made a crucial mistake, allowing prosecutors to call as witnesses a series of women who said Mr. Weinstein had assaulted them — but whose accusations were not part of the charges against him.”

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/04/25/nyregion/harvey-weinstein-appeal/harvey-weinstein-conviction-appeal?unlocked_article_code=1.nE0.VXw8.6CdwtRN6Pcup&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

BonehouseWasps,
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@GottaLaff He has 16 to do in California. He is 72. He will still likely die in prison, even if no further cases are brought against him. The best he can hope for is a slightly better view while he lives out the rest of his miserable life.

dannotdaniel, to random
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mechanical pencils are evil and will fail you at the worst possible time and without warning

if you can't sharpen it, sus 🚩

BonehouseWasps,
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@dannotdaniel Strong disagree. You're just using the wrong one. 0.7mm, ftw.

BonehouseWasps,
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@dannotdaniel Until your lead breaks 'cos you've dropped it one too many times and you can't find a sharpener.

Here's a 16min+ video of Adam Savage explaining how they've changed the colour of his favourite pencil and now it is wrong. I agree with everything except his choice of pencil. 😆

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLwo1kOcwxs

BonehouseWasps,
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@dannotdaniel .5 breaks too often (or you have to go for a scratchy H rather than HB) and .9's too thick. .7 HB#2 is the sweet spot.

And they do one which is 65% made from recycled materials now, too. Which assuages my guilt somewhat.

dangillmor, (edited ) to random
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Microsoft is refusing to let me update an older (Thinkpad T460) laptop to the most recent version of Windows 10 (it won't run Windows 11 at all, which is fine since I don't want to use it).

Install/upgrade fails every time with obscure error codes that defy troubleshooting.

Next step: Ubuntu 22.04, which is the most recent version of that Linux flavor and works great on older hardware.

Note: I've been running Linux as my primary OS for more than a decade...

Update, found a workaround.

BonehouseWasps,
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@dangillmor Having a similar problem with my daughter's laptop. Upgraded to Win11 but now refusing to update. Obscure error codes. MS own update tool suggesting the laptop can't be upgraded to Win 11, which is obvs BS.

BonehouseWasps, to ai
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Here typestting a whitepaper about for a client which contains the quote:

“The future belongs to those who embrace AI and use it to their advantage.”

There is no critical evaluation of this whatsoever. It's from Jensen Huang, Founder & CEO of Nvidia.

Can't think why he'd say somethign like this. Not like he's got any skin the game at all.

It's a cult.

miffyhelen, to random
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Now that I have a job and a start date, I'm able to end my Job Seekers Allowance claim.

Oh my word, these people are not prepared for people to actually get a job. At my initial interview they went into great detail about how I'd be penalised for not seeking work. When she asked if I had questions I said yes, what do I do when I find work? It wasn't something they felt they needed to cover.

I went in today and it was like I was from another planet.
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BonehouseWasps,
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@miffyhelen Off-topic, I know but congrats on the job! 🥳

BonehouseWasps,
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@miffyhelen Is it in the office or are you wfh?

verge, to random
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BonehouseWasps,
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@verge Spotify can get fucked.

GottaLaff, to random
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🤢Oh geez. Sorry for TMI, but Meiselas is reporting this:

Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

BonehouseWasps,
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@GottaLaff Amazing. Eau De Trump. Diet coke, Big Macs and bronzer. Delightful.

donni, to random
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I’ll never go to bed at a reasonable hour despite being constantly exhausted and I refuse to learn from this

BonehouseWasps,
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@donni And I never will.

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