geerlingguy,
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May we all go up in mayonnaise one day

huitema,
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@geerlingguy "Faire monter la mayonnaise" is a very French expression. To make the mayonnaise from scratch, you put oil, yoke, mustard and lemon juice or vinegar in a bowl and whip very quickly until it becomes firm. Hence the second meaning of whipping up a crowd with exciting words, until the fever catches. Or, in French, the mayonnaise goes up.

vwbusguy,
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@geerlingguy Still a better way to go than Miracle Whip.

europlus,

@geerlingguy @erazmus hmm..mayonnaise…uurrrhhh.

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smallsees,

@geerlingguy is gaining a chapel community a necessary prerequisite?

seanpmassey,

@geerlingguy So would that make you potato salad, egg salad, or pasta salad?

geerlingguy,
@geerlingguy@mastodon.social avatar

@seanpmassey Considering how many Le Potato boards I dealt with in March, I'll go with potato salad.

auginbirdtuga34,

@geerlingguy May we all go up in mayo brother,amen.

suquamish,

@geerlingguy Sorry they called you an influencer... that was uncalled for, but you know you've arrived when you can make the crowds go up in mayo.

geerlingguy,
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krishean,

@geerlingguy somewhat curious as to what kind of mistranslation is going on there

silicatefondue,
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@geerlingguy pleaseplease quote the original French; that's an expression I'd like to learn!

lanefu,

@geerlingguy and may it be Duke's

qlp,
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@geerlingguy I think you're better than just plain mayo. You're definitely up in the aioli tier 🙃

andy,

@geerlingguy Messy.

There’s a DJ round these parts known as Jamz Supernova and I’ve always considered that eventuality to be both explosive and potentially painful in a very similar way. I imagine going up in mayonnaise to be a more soothing, but stinkier, experience.

bennyfactor,
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@geerlingguy already part of your chapel community, pal

Andres,
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@geerlingguy
I almost spill all my drink over the computer 🤣

reneestephen,

@geerlingguy I have no idea what they were trying to say but I like it.

geerlingguy,
@geerlingguy@mastodon.social avatar

@reneestephen I mean... one of my favorite sandwiches is PB + Cheese + Mayo, so maybe they just wanted me to enjoy a tasty morsel.

colindean,
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@geerlingguy @reneestephen peanut butter, cheese, and mayo?

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geerlingguy,
@geerlingguy@mastodon.social avatar

@colindean @reneestephen haha you sound like my kids when I describe it!

One of them put fritos on a PB sandwich, the nerve!

wekeys,

@geerlingguy @reneestephen Vive La France !
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reneestephen,

@geerlingguy and you've earned it!!

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