doo, 2 months ago

I don’t know. I was making rice today and the moment I left kitchen (for a nano second, of course) it burned.

Here’s my today’s rice recipe:

• put some oil in the pot
• put a cup of rice and set the heat to max
• add salt, a clove of garlic and a couple of cardamom seeds
• mix until rice changes colour
• think how well you have everything under control
• blink (I swear the new avatar has nothing to do with it!), take the burnt rice off the stove and throw it away
• realise I forgot my medication
• take another pot and repeat the steps, but avoid blinking
• when drive changed colour, add 1.5 cups of water
• reduce the heat and cover the pot
• realise that the pot is too small
• pour everything into a bigger pot
• add heat
• blink and realise the water is boiling out
• move it from the heat, reduce the heat
• wait
• wait some more
• move the pot back but turn the heat off
• wait 15 minutes
• rice is done!
• realise it’s not salted but take the win and feed your child