Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

0 times 2 is still 0. 😭

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Makes me feel a little less nervous about the car I know I’m going to have to replace in the next year or two

ericbomb,

Man I hate how car dependent we are. So hard to get anywhere without one in a lot of places, and they are just constant money sinks.

elephantium,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

Checking account? No change – I have more in savings (emergency fund)

All accounts, including mortgage? ouch. I’d still be above zero, but I wouldn’t like the new, bigger house payment.

lorez,

No. I’d be slightly closer to buying a car but still far, far away. Like that galaxy.

zxqwas,

Which account? Salary account that my card is connected to? That is about two months of expenses.

Emergency fund account? Now we’re getting somewhere. It’s about one years expenses I get.

Investment account? I’ll be able to fund my current lifestyle with the dividends forever even with inflation adjustments.

Longpork_afficianado,

Mortgage account? Fuck it, I’m declaring bankruptcy.

astroturds,

I’d have £120, but it would mean i can pay my water bill today.

Send_me_nude_girls,

Does this include my depot or not? If it’s just the bank it would suck, I just keep 3 monthly salary there…

EnderofGames,

Here to post and see the obligatory $0*2 = $0

ericbomb,

Oof, we’ve all been there. May better days be ahead friend!

eyy,

what if you have a mortage and your bank account shows -$300k?

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

-$600k

Tandybaum,

Define “bank account”

SgtSilverLining,
@SgtSilverLining@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
ericbomb,

You did it friend, you beat inflation.

funkless_eck,

yeah same.

do you have this weird feeling like “I’m trying not to get fired until I do this?” even though I don’t want to get fired after it either, but for some reason I feel that pressure

Mayonnaise,

Me who spent most of their savings on a house last year: 🙃

FiskFisk33,

oh no…

lordxakio,

I am in the first year of my life where I had actually saved some money. Doubled, I think I can live without a job for a year. But that accounts for no food, medicine, or any expenses.

TechyDad,
@TechyDad@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going to assume the “magical doubling” is totally legal and tax free. Meaning, the bank won’t come after me for the accidental deposit in a few days and whatever process added to my account also sent money to the IRS in my name to pay the inevitable tax bill. Obviously, my answer would be different if this weren’t the case.

It would make a small improvement in my life, but not much. I’d lock the extra money away in savings and likely wouldn’t touch it, but it would provide peace of mind in case things went south financially.

pragmaOnce,

I’d retire.

ericbomb,

Sounds like you’re doing very well with savings regardless of magic money doubling!

pragmaOnce,

I’m lucky to have a high paying job and a wonderful community around me where most of my needs are met, so my cost of living is low even with two children.

Ive been working on early retirement wince the day I started my career and Im a little over halfway there :) If I could double even one of my accounts I’d be set.

AFKBRBChocolate,

If that includes IRA and 401k, then yes, I can retire today, and much more comfortably.

abaddon,

Exactly. Keep your bank account at a safe but not wasteful level while letting the rest appreciate somehow.

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

TWO Big Macs

nx2,
Aliendelarge,

Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

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