I only wish they could be raptured so we could be rid of these ignorant fools once and for all. Can you imagine having to be "raptured" along with them, and having to spend eternity with such self-righteous self serving egotistical assholes? I can't think of anything more like hell and less like heaven.
Left behind? Thank you I'll gladly stay here and enjoy the peace and quiet of an earth cleansed of ignorance and stupidity and dark-age beliefs in supernatural dieities.
Unfortunately, I think most folks who truly put stock in this are probably not getting the help they need. They’re trying to find an escape from the hell they perceive their lives to be.
They’ll point to the verses where Jesus lists the signs and ignore the statement that only Jod knows when it will happen.
Of course, the Mormons have a nice loophole. In The Book of Mormon (which I’d love to make a satirical manga of), Jesus says he knows because he’s now perfected and a Jod himself.
Since the leaders of the church talk to lesser JC (Julius Caesar being the OG JC), Mormons love to gossip about any little prophetic statement - “the second coming is happening soon, otherwise why would the prophet say (insert just about statement)? If you look at…”
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