TheBat,
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ParsnipWitch,
sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Thank you

altima_neo,
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So where’d you say you parked your van?

ickplant,
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Found the perp. Omw to the van now.

BreadOven,

Wait up, I gotta tie my boots up.

fckreddit,

Wait for me. I will be joining too.

Rhynoplaz,

What?

ickplant,
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She was lured in by the cute baby goat in pajamas and kidnapped… like all members of this community would be.

TheGiantKorean, (edited )
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That van would be packed with Lemmings. Like they would have to lube us up, stuff us in, and close the doors before we all spewed out like a fountain.

Flumpkin,

And then you turn the fan on?

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks, fixed. My keyboard obviously thought I wanted to stuff a bunch of Lemmings into a fan instead of a van. What a gory thought.

Flumpkin,

I mean it could work. Have one of those movie “fan in an air duct” murder fans and then put a cute animal behind them. Endless supply of the proverbial “lemmings hitting the fan”.

jaybone,

Why are we lubing up now?

glitch1985,

Why not?

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

It could happen to anyone

Rhynoplaz,

Ohhhh. I thought maybe she looked like a goat in pajamas.

Test_Tickles,

I thought the van was the one in pajamas.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I thought we were talking kidnapping

MBM,

Maybe the kid was napping, who knows

threelonmusketeers,

How many naps could a kid nap if a napping kid was kidnapped with a napkin?

BoxerDevil,

I mean, they probably stole the goat to use.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Monsters.

Rakonat,

(a baby goat is also called a kid)

BoxerDevil,

Yes that’s the joke

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