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BlueMonday1984, in Card game developer says it paid an 'AI artist' $90,000 to generate card art because 'no one comes close to the quality he delivers'. Can you guess what the "cards" are? In 2024, even

Spoilers: The cards are NFTs

gerikson, in Man vanishes after allegedly pocketing about $500,000 in cryptocurrency account error
@gerikson@awful.systems avatar

I’m kinda interested in that the paper refers to the accused as “a Victorian man” and not “a Victoria man”. Raises time-traveling issues were a person from Victorian times settle in Australian Victoria.

jonhendry,

I’m fairly sure some parts of Australia are still pretty Victorian. Editorial pages, much of the parliament thingy, etc.

Deceptichum,
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Why would they be called a Victoria man?

Its like saying an Alaska man instead of an Alaskan man.

- A Victorian man from Victoria.

V0ldek,

But it’s always “Florida man” not a “Floridian man”.

swlabr,

Haven’t you heard? The State of Victoria was annexed by time-travelling Victorians in the name of their queen. We’ve been at war for over a decade; it is why Australia spends any significant amount of money on its military.

It’s been rough because the time paradoxes are not in our favour. Killing a Victorian causes a battalion of soldiers to BTTF fade from existence.

Binthinkin, in Reminder that doing something extremely cool and good once doesn't make you immune to posting cringe

The tech is innovative but the use is criminal.

raktheundead, in Reminder that doing something extremely cool and good once doesn't make you immune to posting cringe
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Edward Snowden has struck me for a very long time as one of the most prominent cases of stopped-clock theory. It doesn't surprise me at all that he's a coiner.

dgerard,
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to be fair, he’s the guy who had a use case for bitcoin. unfortunately he has also taken leave of his senses because he’s technically able but can’t see it’s a plle of shit.

shiveyarbles, in Hackers steal $112 million of XRP Ripple cryptocurrency

So secure!

sc_griffith, in The FTX examiner's report is out. 234 pages in PDF of crime, crime, crime!! If these guys hadn't been thoroughly busted already ...
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froztbyte, in The FTX examiner's report is out. 234 pages in PDF of crime, crime, crime!! If these guys hadn't been thoroughly busted already ...

y’know, it’s astounding in how little time (comparatively) all this insanity went down

mountainriver, in shocked to hear in 231 pages of detail that Prof Dr Dr Craig Wright might not in fact be Satoshi Nakamoto and instead may be some sort of, dare I say, perjuring fraud (PDF)

Just curious, now that crypto seems to be nearing the end of its destructive bubble life, is their any good ideas on who or what (if group, not suggesting aliens) Satoshi Nakamoto is or were?

froztbyte,

the len hypothesis is one of the most coherent one I’ve heard, I think. there is a certain weight behind it in the form of “and that’s why the original coins never got transacted”

but even that entire is essentially unprovable barring a couple of extremely unlikely events happening (original drives of person still existing, the passwords being acquired from some deaddrop somewhere, etc etc)

dgerard,
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nope. a standard pile of guesses, no more evidence for any of them (except that Craig isn’t)

gerikson,
@gerikson@awful.systems avatar

<Scene from Spartacus>

“I am not Natoshi Sakamoto!” <crowd takes up the phrase and repeats it>

froztbyte,

“his name was Natoshi Paulmoto”

dgerard, in shocked to hear in 231 pages of detail that Prof Dr Dr Craig Wright might not in fact be Satoshi Nakamoto and instead may be some sort of, dare I say, perjuring fraud (PDF)
@dgerard@awful.systems avatar

it’s important to note, btw - and I didn’t know this until a couple of days ago - that Justice Mellor was an engineer before he went back to law school. Engineering degree from Cambridge. He is a technical guy and understood every tech detail in the trial. Can you imagine sitting through Craig Wright’s arrogant technobabble, knowing immediately what utter charlatanry this is and not being able to say so until the end.

froztbyte,

wake up babe, new level of steelmanning just dropped

Soyweiser, in shocked to hear in 231 pages of detail that Prof Dr Dr Craig Wright might not in fact be Satoshi Nakamoto and instead may be some sort of, dare I say, perjuring fraud (PDF)
sailor_sega_saturn, (edited )
@sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems avatar

Unsigned integer means an integer that hasn’t been cryptographically signed by the chain of blocks right?

The verdict quotes this exchange (page 163):

Q: Just out of curiosity, do you know what unsigned means in that?

A: I do. Basically it’s unsigned variable, it’s not an integer with–

Q: With what?

A: It’s larger. I’m not sure how – I mean, on the stand here, I’m not sure how I’d say it, but –

Q: Take a wild guess.

A: How I would describe it, I’m not quite sure. I know what it is.

Q: Okay.

A: I’m not terribly good when I’m trying to do things like this. Writing it down would be different.

Q: Well, do you recall you mentioned that you had a book by Professor Stroustrup?

A: I do.

Q: You haven’t disclosed that book, but you have disclosed three other books about C++, so I want to take you to one of those. It’s {L1/199/1}, and could we go to page 47. Do you see that it explains that “unsigned” means that it cannot be negative?

A: Yes, I do understand that. Would I have thought of saying it in such a simple way? No.

zogwarg,
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Unsigned integers are larger because… Because the containing variables don’t have a signature that crypto-statically constrains it to the lower set! (Yes that must be it)

froztbyte,

“my computer’s so secure! it does mean I can only use 32-bit applications on this 64-bit cpu, but alas. all for security!”

froztbyte,

(even typing that made me wince. I hope anyone who had to deal with 32->64 in any capacity some years ago doesn’t get hurt reading this)

froztbyte,

one of the things that I really love about this is that, while there are indeed some nuances you can get into (platforms/archs, number theory, internal representations, …), it’s one of the rare computerwords in english that you could viably reason about on first principles without knowing much and get a sortacorrect answer

and yet

zbyte64, in Meme coin apes: RFK Jr has your back

I am both amazed this exists and that this didn’t happen sooner.

dgerard,
@dgerard@awful.systems avatar

he’s also been appearing at crypto events

absolutely the conspiracist candidate

blakestacey, in Meme coin apes: RFK Jr has your back
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Soyweiser,

Fun fact, RFKjr doesn’t have brainworms, which sets him apart from his peers. In fact, the brain worms tried to infect him but his brain was so toxic the worms died. True fact!.

If this makes it better, or worse is left as an exercise to the reader.

gerikson, in Meme coin apes: RFK Jr has your back
@gerikson@awful.systems avatar

He’s clearly slurped a juice too many.

dgerard, in shocked to hear in 231 pages of detail that Prof Dr Dr Craig Wright might not in fact be Satoshi Nakamoto and instead may be some sort of, dare I say, perjuring fraud (PDF)
@dgerard@awful.systems avatar

FT summary

and here’s another 150pp on just his document fraud

froztbyte,

in advance of asking this I’ll cop to not actually having followed Wright’s insane arc in detail much the last few years on account of life yaks, but

why the hell is he even trying? is there a big pile of seized bitcoins that he believes he can get access to if only he managed to dupe people?

like I’m not trying to legitimate any views or valuations here, but it’s just so … wat

gerikson,
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I think he just started lying and then continued lying to cover up his previous lies. And he had a deep-pocketed backer in the form of Calvin Ayre.

dgerard,
@dgerard@awful.systems avatar

yep

froztbyte,

I wonder if at any point anyone involved (no matter how tangentially) in this process ever went “uh… guys…” and got (metaphorically) defenestrated for trying to pull the eject handle

dgerard,
@dgerard@awful.systems avatar

Stefan Matthews apparently sorta tried, but

V0ldek,

From what I gathered it was about “since I invented blockchain now I own a percentage of every crypto project ever because intellectual property/patent law/vibes”.

I think he was also selling something? So clout and publicity.

carlitoscohones, in Tether and sanctions: what’s coming for Paolo’s beautiful launderette

I wasn’t aware that they made Paolo the CEO until reading this article. Initially I thought Amy made a typo and had to google it. I guess JVL was sick of doing all of those media appearances /s.

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