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Meme coin apes: RFK Jr has your back (x.com)

I’m very aware of what the average retail investor has been saying about the need for greater transparency in our markets, stronger regulatory oversight and tougher penalties for market manipulation and criminal behavior. My administration will support the Ape retail rebellion and enact aggressive Wall Street reforms....

shocked to hear in 231 pages of detail that Prof Dr Dr Craig Wright might not in fact be Satoshi Nakamoto and instead may be some sort of, dare I say, perjuring fraud (PDF) (d1e00ek4ebabms.cloudfront.net)

Tether and sanctions: what’s coming for Paolo’s beautiful launderette (amycastor.com)

the return of our messiah Roaring Kitty (www.bloomberg.com)

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Robinhood Crypto receives an SEC Wells notice for securities violations (davidgerard.co.uk)

Coinbase 10-Q, Q1 2024: Numbers go up! When you change how you count them (amycastor.com)

a late-season call back to one of early season buttcoin's favourite characters, the libertarian who suddenly decides he knows more about tax law than his own goddamn lawyers (davidgerard.co.uk)

"Going Infinite": Michael Lewis Takes On Sam Bankman-Fried - If Books Could Kill (www.buzzsprout.com)

As is tradition I am sharing this link without having listened yet.

CZ Binance gets just four months! because he sang Beethoven's 9th to the DoJ (www.theverge.com)

Consensys gets a Wells notice over MetaMask Swaps and Staking (amycastor.com)

The key thing that does in Christopher Harborne’s defamation claim against the WSJ is that the allegedly defamatory statement appears to be, er, provably true (davidgerard.co.uk)

“Crypto is already a giant video game — and we are here to make it more fun and rewarding.” (medium.com)

The video game in question:...

If you $100m-fraud on the blockchain, you $100m-fraud in real life (www.justice.gov)

meme stock of the moment: Trump Social. suckers: guess

Matt Levine writes up the quick version: archive.is/CqhKk...

Crypto is going sideways: Avi Eisenberg trial begins, Uniswap gets a Wells notice, Bitfinex Securities in El Salvador (amycastor.com)

lol, US bitcoin miners are now competing with AI for cheap power in the US (www.bloomberg.com)

archive: archive.ph/jDLhK...

Card game developer says it paid an 'AI artist' $90,000 to generate card art because 'no one comes close to the quality he delivers'. Can you guess what the "cards" are? In 2024, even (www.pcgamer.com)

All my apes (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

this is not an ape of honor. no highly esteemed juice is slurped here (www.web3isgoinggreat.com)

Crypto is going great: KuCoin busted, how Kickstarter shot itself in the foot with blockchain, Tether goes AI?! (davidgerard.co.uk)

does not include the AI section that’s over in MoreWrite, that’ll probably be next time

"The Monkey Fraud": An interview with Ryder Ripps (www.citationneeded.news)

crypto and sex work: even the sex workers who are coiners themselves find it unusable dogshit (www.coindesk.com)

He Emptied an Entire Crypto Exchange Onto a Thumb Drive. Then He Disappeared (www.wired.com)

Zeke Faux: crypto is still a pile of fraudulent dogshit (www.bloomberg.com)

archive: archive.ph/7U5hT

The other crypto crook trials currently in play (www.bloomberg.com)

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