An open letter to Infirst Healthcare USA, makers of Mylanta
Dear Infirst Healthcare USA,
Due to an ulcer, under recommendation of my physician, I have been using your product known as Mylanta on a daily basis. At this time, I cannot recommend your product. It is not due to the medical properties of the product itself, of which I have no quarrel, but due to the “fun” flavors you have added to it. I have tried three versions now- original, chamomile and vanilla caramel.
The original was absolutely disgusting.
The chamomile was absolutely disgusting plus chamomile.
The vanilla caramel, despite its claim of a “smooth and creamy taste” was absolutely disgusting plus vanilla and caramel. But it was easier to wash out of the little cup than the others, so it gets that as a plus.
Overall, I see this as a general failure of your product. You know it’s disgusting, I know it’s disgusting, the world knows it’s disgusting. Do not try to hide your disgusting product with flavors. You’re only ruining those flavors.
Let’s all come together as a community and celebrate the fact that your product, necessary as it may be, tastes terrible and nothing will change that.
Thank you for your time,
Flying Squid
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