she expected what would happen was I would get into an exam room and there would be a whole group of doctors there with different specialties who would all check me out at the same time.
TBH, I don’t know why, but that’s what I also pictured in my head. I blame TV hospital dramas.
and she is an evil Scrabble player who always wins through placing tiles in the most dickish ways she can,
Now I want to play Evil Scrabble against your mother because that’s exactly how I do it. May the most dickish move win!