Guys I'm gonna start a pyramid scheme! Anyone want to help?

hungrycat, 10 months ago

Haley Joel Osment did this back in 2000, and look where it got him!

ironic_elk, 10 months ago

You must ensure they’re also kind to the next people

What if the people I'm kind to aren't kind to the next people? How do I enforce that? Can I use violence?

metaltoilet, 10 months ago

Of course. As long as that violence is excessive kindness.

Lettuceeatlettuce, 10 months ago

…I’m in!

HowlsSophie, 10 months ago

I’m in!

shortwavesurfer, 10 months ago

Marshmello & Halsey - Be Kind

dhork, 10 months ago

Isn’t this just a linear scheme? To be a pyramid you need to be kind to two or more people…

metaltoilet, 10 months ago

Good point. I’ll adjust the plan accordingly. Speak naught of my mistake and you can rise up the pyramid.

TheImpressiveX, 10 months ago

Do people closer to the top of the pyramid get more kindness than those closer to the bottom? /s

metaltoilet, 10 months ago

Trickle down economics my friend. Hope you’re having a great day <3

iamhazel, 10 months ago

Actually, no. In this case, everyone is only loved by one person–whoever brought them in. All love the flows down from the top to the newest members.

The actually design flaw is that you aren’t loved by the people you love, and you don’t love the people who love you 💀

Then of course the person at the top (sorry OP) is loved by nobody, and then last members have nobody to love. But if the final members love OP, that would create a nice positive feedback loop, as it were.

Tordoc, 10 months ago

I appreciate your work moderating and growing a community <3

Wutchilli, 10 months ago

Brilliant

_spiffy, 10 months ago

Make it a dodecahedron scheme and I’m in!

metaltoilet, 10 months ago

You’re gonna have to call the aliens who built the first pyramid.