Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing
cross-posted from: slrpnk.net/post/8430628
Boat rule
Kraven_the_Hunter, I really like ‘Unsinkable II’. It’s got layers.
TheGiantKorean, 
Like an ogre.
marcos, Like cool sedimentary rocks.
DogWater, Or an onion
Throw_away_migrator, What about a parfait? Everybody likes a parfait!
elephantium, 
Like thermoclines :D
MonkderDritte, deleted_by_author
Malfeasant, Wow, you must be a genius to have figured that out.
shalafi, Friend of a friend had “Sail Hatin”. Best I’ve heard yet.
Hadriscus, Magnificent !
JimmyChanga, Bouyancé
Hossenfeffer, (edited ) 
Hmm.
- Still Afloat?
- Usain Boat
- I Worked Overtime For This
- Not A Pirate Ship
- The Hullaballoos
- Aitch-Emm-Ess Vincible
- and, obviously, Boaty McBoatface
Slovene, Dock Holiday
Dock Marlins
CosmicCleric, 
- Take Your Shoes Off
Moody, Sea me now
wildncrazyguy, 
- Ship Stinks
- Hope Floats
- Float Some
- Look at my Deck
- Ship off my Shoulder
- We all float on
- Port Whine
- Kiss my Aft
SomeAmateur, Saw one on the way home today “Bow Movement”
invisiblegorilla, I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna
SplashJackson, Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars
Michal, But you can name your car
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, You wouldn’t name a car.
elephantium, I named mine Rhaego
SomeAmateur, Can you name
CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR
CosmicCleric, (edited ) Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.
Hadriscus, They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad… pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there
CosmicCleric, They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad…
That’s too bad. Why were they declared illegal?
Hadriscus, I have no idea, good question.
dev_null, I guess you just can’t get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.
CosmicCleric, Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.
You’d have to ask @Hadriscus why they are illegal in France.
Hadriscus, I don’t know why, I’d say it’s likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it’s written on 1 or 2 lines.
dev_null, Yeah we are in their comment thread
neuracnu, 
Next up: racing horse names:
T00l_shed, Potoooooooo
abbadon420, “Thewofedoesntknow” I feel like that’s all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money
dan, 
Hoof Hearted. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow3iWmcTX-Y
graeghos_714, Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter’s name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22’ though
Slovene, It’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.
dan, small craft advisory
CosmicCleric, Avast ye scallywag!
graeghos_714, Michigander so it was all in the Great Lakes or smaller bodies of water. It was mostly a fishing boat
Evotech, (edited ) Like millennials naming their wifi
Hadriscus, I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong
Jerb322, 
Should be “Wood Knot”…
Hadriscus, Those are excellent. Can somebody explain “Fishizzle” to me ? it’s the only one I don’t get
SquiffSquiff, This + ‘fish’
Hadriscus, thanks !
toofpic, As found in Boston: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1c0c1818-09e7-4587-bae2-25b5bc2f3da8.jpeg
blanketswithsmallpox, They see me Sailing, and Baiting.
ettyblatant, 
Periscopin’ that they gon’ catch me jibin’ dirty
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