DeSantis signs bill, says Satanists can't be Florida school chaplains

teamevil, 1 month ago

Hahaha it’s cute that high heel wearing tool thinks it works that way. Bring it on Satan

Buddahriffic, 1 month ago

Can’t say I see a reason for such a position to even exist.

randon31415, 1 month ago

Forget Satanists. Just wait until you start getting Muslim Chaplains.

radiant_bloom, 1 month ago

That doesn’t sound very constitutional to me…

Melkath, 1 month ago

This is a Christian nation. The dollar bills say so.

Like the constitution says: "Unification of church and state"

radiant_bloom, 1 month ago

It is only a theistic nation, the dollar bill says “In god we trust” but doesn’t specify which one. It doesn’t have to be Yaldabaoth / Jeovah / Yahweh / Allah !

Maybe they meant Azathoth, or Gwyn : Lord of Sunlight ? Maybe even the Emperor of Man !

wildcardology, 1 month ago

Unfortunately republicans don’t recognize the distinction, when they read god, it means the christian god no one else.

oDDmON, 1 month ago

Can’t wait for the Satanic Temple’s response.

Pass the popcorn. 🍿

Chee_Koala, 1 month ago

Supreme court are gonna have a field day with this one, oh no wait that was before all the judges were bought :-)

Vent, 1 month ago

With this court, it’s a tossup whether they’ll throw this out as blatantly unconstitutional or codify a Christian-only requirement for all government positions.