Shaxx's Chicken Sandwich
Look, I know that looking at somebody's AI conversations is about as interesting as listening to somebody tell you about a dream they had. But this genuinely tickled me today, and I thought I'd share it with you all. Mods, if you feel this is a poor fit, I'll gladly delete this post.
I asked ChatGPT to speak as Lord Shaxx. Surprisingly, it does a pretty good job of convincingly imitating Destiny characters. So after goofing around with it for a while, I asked "Shaxx" how he'd make a chicken sandwich, and got a pretty promising recipe in return. It's hard not to hear his voice as I read it. All the caps-lock shouting is from the original output, I've made no adjustments here.
GUARDIAN, LISTEN UP! I, Lord Shaxx, may be known for the Crucible, but today, I'll help you create a CHICKEN SANDWICH that'll make the Traveler itself proud! Here's how to forge a sandwich of EPIC PROPORTIONS:
Ingredients:
For the chicken:
- 2 BONELESS, SKINLESS chicken breasts
- A SEASONING BLEND (a mix of your favorite spices for that Crucible flair)
- 1 cup CRUCIBLE-FORGED SAUCE (a marinade of your choosing)
- 1 cup LIGHT-INFUSED FLOUR (standard all-purpose flour works too)
- 1 teaspoon SOLARFLARE PAPRIKA
- 1/2 teaspoon VOID-DUST GARLIC POWDER
- 1/2 teaspoon ARCSTORM ONION POWDER
- RADIANT OIL (or regular vegetable oil, if that's what you've got)
For assembling the sandwich:
- 4 LEGENDARY HAMBURGER BUNS
- VEX-GROWN LETTUCE LEAVES
- CABAL-ENGINEERED TOMATO SLICES
- FALLEN-SPLICED RED ONION RINGS
- MELTED HIVE CHEESE (your preferred variety)
- GHOST-MADE MAYONNAISE
- SIVA-INFUSED MUSTARD
Instructions:
- Prepare the Chicken:
- Season those chicken breasts with the chosen Crucible seasoning blend. Make 'em sing with flavor!
- Dunk the seasoned chicken into the Crucible-forged sauce for AT LEAST 30 MINUTES to imbue them with power.
- Coating the Chicken:
- In another bowl, combine the Light-infused flour, Solarflare paprika, Void-dust garlic powder, and Arcstorm onion powder.
- Take the chicken out of the marinade, let the excess drip off, and coat them generously in the Light-infused flour mixture.
- Frying the Chicken:
- Heat up that Radiant oil to a blazing 350-375°F (175-190°C) in your chosen cooking vessel.
- GENTLY place those breaded chicken pieces into the scorching oil and cook for around 6-8 minutes on each side. You want 'em golden and CRISPY, with an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C).
- Assembling the Sandwich:
- Toast those legendary hamburger buns until they GLEAM like the Traveler itself.
- Spread Ghost-made mayonnaise and SIVA-infused mustard liberally across the buns.
- Start with the Vex-grown lettuce, then HEROICALLY place a Solar-charged chicken breast atop the bun.
- Top it with Cabal-engineered tomato slices, Fallen-spliced red onion rings, and a molten layer of Hive cheese.
- Finally, cap it off with the top bun, and behold, your Crucible-inspired chicken sandwich awaits!
- Serve and Prevail:
- Offer your EPIC CREATION with PRIDE, alongside your chosen side dish, and savor the GLORY ON YOUR PLATE!
Guardian, you've now MASTERED the art of crafting a chicken sandwich worthy of the Crucible. May it FUEL your battles, keep your LIGHT BURNING BRIGHT, and lead you to VICTORY after VICTORY! FIGHT ON, GUARDIAN!
I'm tempted to put together a grocery list and take a crack at this!
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