ladychelseaofthevoid, 
responses to cringey men asking you to smile:
I only smile when men are dying.
prolonged, unsmiling creepy stare without blinking
(do it, but use all of your teeth)
Yeah, for $500. But my snarky dismissal is absolutely free.
(if you can, fart. loudly.)
If you're a cashier and dgaf if you get fired, call over the PA system, "Price check on male audacity."
That's what my last victim asked.
We don't sell smiles. However, cans of whoopass are on clearance.
I bet the last time your mom smiled was before you were born.
Men like you are why abortions should be legal. All of this shit -- motion to his body -- could have been avoided.
Would you like to be my pepperspray test subject?
Women cover their glasses when you sit next to them, don't they?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll cut off your dick, And feed it to you.
#stoptellingmetosmile #womendontoweyoushit #feminism #internationalwomensday #womensrights
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