The two wolves

milicent_bystandr, 6 months ago

I still like the advice I read once: assume the other driver is desperate for a poo.

If they’re driving too fast: they’re so desperate to get to a toilet, that’s why. If too slow: they’re trying ever so hard not to go over a bump too hard and let it out.

Not sure how that applies to turn indicators though…

Brunbrun6766, 6 months ago

No amount of “going through” makes no turn signals an okay thing to do

Agent641, 6 months ago

Motorist-me is exempt from the humanitarian ethos of pedestrian-me

fsxylo, 6 months ago

I keep getting dumbfucks that don’t put their headlights on at night.

venoft, 6 months ago

Or that drive with their fucking full beam lights on. Or new SUVs with their headlights as bright as the sun lasering their way directly into your eyes.

DavidGarcia, 6 months ago

you’re not supposed to be kind to people that risk bestowing on others grave property damage or griveous bodily harm with their lazyness.

dangblingus, 6 months ago

Being upset that someone is operating a wildly dangerous machine in an unsafe manner is acceptable.

Swedneck, 6 months ago

isn’t it fun how road-rage has been a well known thing basically since cars were invented and yet we just blithely accept it?

imagine using a mode of transport that is actively pleasant and never makes you angry, what a world

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

Unfortunately to my knowledge no such mode of transport exists.

gkd, 6 months ago

Closest I have ever gotten is riding the first train at the top of the morning before almost anyone else is out and about.

DonPiano, 6 months ago

Riding piggyback.

hughperman, 6 months ago

Biking in a dedicated bike path - separated from cars - on a nice day is pretty great.

MoodyRaincloud, 6 months ago

Until you get overtaken at 1cm distance by some assfuck on a speed pedelec

Swedneck, 6 months ago

walking, biking, public transport… hell even mopeds are better than cars, what traffic jam? just lane split.

LufyCZ, 6 months ago

Walking - fucking stoplights / fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt Biking - fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt / the fucking chain fell off / my fucking tire got punctured Public transport - the fucking app isn’t working / the train is fucking late / my bus got fucking canceled

See? Just gotta try a bit, it’s not that hard to complain and make your life miserable. Doesn’t matter if you’re in a car or on your feet

Belgdore, 6 months ago

These are not incompatible. If the first is your normal state of mind and the second allows you to process your feelings and forget that moment, then it’s all good.

thantik, 6 months ago

Do you have this in a 4k desktop wallpaper? :D

thorbot, 6 months ago

I’m pretty sure I say that second bit several times a day

hanni, 6 months ago

Traffic. They are going through traffic.

jimmydoreisalefty, 6 months ago

Humans being humane dancers, all we can do is try.

The Killers - Human (Official Music Video)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y

carbonprop, 6 months ago

My spirit animal.

MedicPigBabySaver, 6 months ago

I literally hate drivers that don’t signal.

It’s not a courtesy. It’s the fucking LAW!

kenblu24, 6 months ago

Well you and I will get along swell cuz I don’t turn mine off!

MedicPigBabySaver, 6 months ago

Good grief… U drive a round about all day like Chevy Chase?