What is the quote? Funniest wins!
CeruleanRuin, NO MORE
pm_me_your_thoughts, put the lime
in the coconut
Tolstoshev, Dx: Anxiety. Rx: Valium.
AngryCommieKender, Don’t quote me.
I’m not a doctor.
some_guy, She gave Larry David her phone number.
slurpeesoforion, Take two aspirin.
And call me in the morning.
Bristlecone, “Only stick objects up the ass that are designed to go up the ass”
mriormro, 
It says “just spit it disgusting youngin’, and hold your nuts while you’re gunnin’”
vbb, 
So this problem isn’t specific to one country? One time doctor’s writing was so bad that pharmacist in store couldn’t understand it.
FiniteBanjo, So the thing is, most physicians take classes on “Shorthand Cursive” particularly “Gregg Shorthand” so that they can write out very long words very quickly and go help more people.
Sybilvane, Can confirm it’s universal. Swearing the hippocratic oath takes away your ability to write legibly.
TheBat, 
Fuck the homeopathy.
Dagwood222, No one is going to top the actual sign.
otoh, here’s an old medical student joke.
Two med students are talking. One says “When I graduated harvard with a 3.9 GPA I was arrogant. Now that I’ve learned humility, I’m perfect.”
blujan, Man there are some great doctors, and I have met some of them having been at the hospital three times now for short stays.
There are some awful doctors as well, and usually the quality of their medical knowledge is bad but their personal quality is much worse.
I wish I hadn’t met those as well.
Dagwood222, Everyone I know in the health field says that ‘Scrubs’ is a documentary.
SonicBlue03, No pill gonna cure my ill.
Annoyed_Crabby, “Should’ve eat your apple.”
ValiantDust, Never gonna give you up
unreachable, 
antibiotic prescriptions
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