Tolstoshev

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Tolstoshev,

That’s going to be some fun discovery.

Tolstoshev,

Protip: use the Jenny phone number for any loyalty programs you don’t want to sign up for. I use 512-867-5309 as the alt ID and it works every time.

Tolstoshev,

The problem with schemes like this is that they imagine a world where the now orphaned kid gets adopted into a loving Hallmark movie home. The reality is that they will end up in foster care where the abuse and neglect will continue, just at the hands of strangers. Or mom will shack up with the next abuser and the dad will have no ability to intervene. Better to leave them with their biological parent who, while a complete scumbag, at least has genetic similarity to hopefully check their worst excesses.

TL;DR - fix the social safety net instead of dumb feel good laws like this one.

Tolstoshev,

Who cares what he thinks? He’s famous for mastering the art of spiral throwing a ball, which is a skill perfected by cavemen using spears to hunt with. He is no smarter or more educated than those cavemen were. In fact way less so due to the brain damage.

Tolstoshev,

Or maybe the sick and dementia prone tend to end up in menial jobs? I’m so tired of breathless “science” reporting on shitty correlational studies.

Tolstoshev,

Scientists: we can’t understand why global warming is so much worse than our models predicted!!

Tolstoshev,

United Airlines says their shitty choice of vendor cost them $200M - FTFY

Tolstoshev,

Fusion. I think it’s our only hope of making it through climate change without massive losses.

Tolstoshev,

Nirvana famously said they knew they had made it when Weird Al did a parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Tolstoshev,

That he does. The only snafu he had was with Coolio for Gangster’s Paradise. Apparently the label said yes but didn’t actually check with Coolio and he wasn’t happy about it. Weird Al apologized for the mixup and they made peace with it later. Weird Al said the only star that has consistently turned him down was Prince, who didn’t find the whole parody thing funny.

Tolstoshev,

Yep that one is true as well. Paul is a vegetarian and didn’t want a song about non vegetarian food. He didn’t have a problem with parody in general, just that specific instance. Geez, I know way too much trivia about Weird Al :)

Edit: the song was created just never released.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Pot_Pie

What are some movies with notable director's commentary?

Notable can mean many things. Maybe it was high quality, insightful, and provided context for a more artistic scene. Maybe they teased a cut scene that would have radically shifted the tone of the movie. Maybe it was funny. Maybe the director absolutely hated what they produced and is only providing narration because of a...

Tolstoshev,

This is Spinal Tap. The cast does the commentary in character, as if they’d just discovered many years later that Rob Reiner was making fun of them rather than it being the serious documentary they thought it was. They spend the whole movie talking shit about him and it’s hilarious.

Anvil: the Story of Anvil. Such a touching movie by itself, the commentary by the director, a childhood friend of the band, adds more depth and pathos to the story. My wife and I watched the movie and then rewatched it immediately with the commentary even though it was past midnight and we would normally be in bed. The story is just that gripping.

Second the mention of Tropic Thunder made in another comment. RDJ improvising the whole commentary in character is amazing and will increase your estimation of him as an actor, if that’s even possible.

Tolstoshev,

That’s just what monopolies do. I’m sure there’s a line of Cassandras out the door saying “I told you so” for the merger with McDonnell Douglas.

Tolstoshev,

I remember XKCD #1. I just did the math in my head and it’s been ~20 years. Fuck I’m old.

Tolstoshev,

Don’t they remember what happened last civil war?

Tolstoshev,

I’m just annoyed that they are wasting Julia Garner when she could be spending that time acting in a better movie.

Tolstoshev,

Hillary was the only candidate unlikeable enough to lose to Trump. She should stick that in her pipe and smoke it.

Tolstoshev,

That’s the cool uncle who smokes weed.

Tolstoshev,

After the bandaids are applied he’s taking everyone to McDonalds for hot fudge sundaes.

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