MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, not my experience with Germany and English-speaking folk. Last time I was there I had to use Google Translate and a lot of hand waving to purchase U-bahn ticket. My friend living there had a doctor downright refuse to read her results to her because she had a weird accent while speaking German.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Think you miscolored Iceland, pretty sure most natives fall under the “Wait you learned a single word of Icelandic? You’re pretty cool for a tourist…”

TheControlled,

Ive traveled to all those areas to one extent or another and I’ve never seen a more accurate joke meme in my life.

JasonDJ, (edited )

The Spaniards like that?

I remember one time I was at a resort in Mexico and I asked reddit how service workers feel when foreign guests start speaking their language. Don’t remember what the hive mind said.

All I know is I asked for my drinks muy fuerte and I didn’t feel anything until I switched to cerveza. I watched them pour, I’m pretty sure the booze was watered down.

uis, (edited )

Why Brits are grey?

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy,

You get beaten up on a bus for “speaking foreign” in the UK

Flax_vert,

Because nobody notices

uis,

As in everyone understand every language or they don’t understand even native language?

AnalogyAddict,

As in to English speakers, English is a default language that everyone should speak so it never occurs to them that it is anything special.

Venator, (edited )

They don’t realise if English isn’t your first language.

Churbleyimyam,

I once tried to order some drinks in a noisy bar in France. I thought I was explaining it ok but was not being understood by the girl behind the bar. It got really awkward and was making me seriously question my French (I’m English). Eventually it turned out that she was Irish and had equal but opposite holes in her own French. We had a good laugh about it and spoke in English thereafter.

Had she been Scottish tho we probably would have still been better off speaking in French.

tigeruppercut,

I backed into someone in a crowded bar in Sapporo and said excuse me in Japanese and heard the same thing behind me. We both turned around at the same time and saw we were both foreigners.

DrPop,

Sumi masen

Don’t know if this is the right spelling

tigeruppercut,

right spelling, but it’s one word, so sumimasen

TheControlled,

I, an American, once asked a person what language they were speaking… They said they were Scottish and was speaking English.

cybersandwich,

As an American who learned German, this is very accurate for the krautistanis.

AnalogyAddict,

Until you get to a certain point, and then every German turns into your 10th grade German teacher .

I hadn’t spoken German in 9 years, and the help desk lady at the airport told me if I don’t practice I won’t get better. At the airport.

Holzkohlen,

With night mode active those colors all look the same. I wish there were more colors than blue and a bunch of shades or red.

fruitSnackSupreme,

I’m colorblind and two of the colors look exactly the same. And I’m not THAT colorblind, I just think it’s a terrible color choice.

MonkeMischief,

Bedtime mode completely monochrome here. Confused-and-should-be-sleeping gang rise up get that 6 to 8 hours of quality sleep!

mindbleach,

One night I found this gorgeous picture of an old cobblestone pub outside a cozy village, and couldn’t tell if the tricolor hanging over the door was from Italy or Ireland until I disabled the filter.

It was Romania.

LixWindoz,

Yeah all I’m seeing is blue and red :( I’m assuming all the counties would rather speak English.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re saying it needs more shades of red

ClamDrinker,

Dutch people’s reaction is probably more of a combination of blue and pink (“Congrats, that’s cute, but why’d you put yourself through this? We can just speak English”), but most people will actually appreciate the effort and go through with speaking in Dutch if you insist.

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

If you are from Germany on the other hand it is mandatory to greet in Dutch. They will answer you in German then.

stiephel,

Yep, that was my experience in NL

Aceticon,

Works best if they can’t tell you’re from an English-speaking country by your accent…

sexual_tomato,

Nee, Nederlands alstublieft. Ik probeer te integreren.

RandomVideos, (edited )

Este atat de tare cand gasesc o persoana ce vorbeste romana pe internet.

Assassin4,

Multumesc mult!

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

True, kinda. But every foreigner I met who is not Russian learns at least some conversational Lithuanian really quickly.

Blackmist,

Went to a pub in Reykjavik.

English Brother-in-law had finally decided to learn the language after like 15 years of living there. Had just about learned enough to order the drinks and have a basic conversation.

He orders slowly. The barman looks increasingly perplexed. He finishes and looks up, proud of his first real test of Icelandic.

“Sorry mate, I dunno what you’re saying” says the barman in a thick Australian accent.

Honestly, just try English. Most small European countries speak it better than we do.

acetanilide,

I remember this one. I love this story.

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Lol I have a similar problem, I’m from Iceland but I don’t live there anymore, so whenever I go back I try to enjoy the novelty of speaking my native language as much as possible. Trouble is, almost every service worker downtown doesn’t even speak Icelandic lol

HappyRedditRefugee,

My experience in Germany is quite the oposit, they don’t wanna talk in english and will entretain your broken german unless they literally can’t unterstand you.

Even in the street I am approached in german and “I do not look german” at all.

Tja,

Germany has a very big immigrant population, so plenty of people who don’t look German at all but speak fluently or even natively.

About English, they are very self-concious and they often say that they speak “a little bit” when they are for all intents and purposes fluent.

HappyRedditRefugee,

Exactly!

AnalogyAddict, (edited )

We used to joke that most Germans don’t speak English until you get them drunk, and then they are more fluent than native speakers.

HappyRedditRefugee, (edited )

Do you speak english?

A bit

How much is a bit?

You see, I wouldn’t go as far as to say that I have internalized the complex syntactic fabrics of the english languaje but I can make myself understood and even, under good conditions take syntactic liberties to stress my points, furthermore, although my vocabulary is not as extensive as my heart deasires, I have been making great strives to make it richer and fuller.

Dude…

Was denn?

tvarog_smetana,

My experience is this: In Austria they want to speak English. In Germany they want to speak German. On a Lufthansa flight it’s 50/50 whether they ask me questions in English or German.

Soggy,

Granted I was only in Berlin for two weeks, but all but two people I interacted with didn’t immediately switch to English if they had something to say beyond the transaction. (A bus driver and a currywurst seller, who seemed genuinely annoyed that I was a tourist)

HappyRedditRefugee,

Sounds like Berlin! Bit yes, most people in Berlin will speak english with you, even sometimes when you speak german.

Tja,

In Berlin in particular they might not even speak German themselves…

lorkano,

This happens that people approach and start speaking in German, but I never had a problem that they didn’t want to speak English once they realized I dont speak german

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

It probably depends on where in Germany you are. One time in Berlin I started on my broken German and they reacted with a big question mark, and then back to English.

And 20-30 years ago you had to use German most places.

HappyRedditRefugee,

Yeah, Berlin is a diferent breed. They will speak english to you there, is quite common.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

when my dad was stationed in germany all he ever learned to say was “which way to the train station?”

Tja,

So he literally “only understands train station”.

“Verstehe nur Bahnhof” is a common German expression to say that you have no idea what someone just said (because of jargon, or whatever), which supposedly comes from people that came to Germany and only new/understood “train station”.

SonnyVabitch,

French is too generalised, in my experience.

Paris, they’ll pretend they don’t understand neither your English nor your 100 words of French.

Towns in the country, you meet indifferent professionalism and you kinda get by in English.

Rural areas, you encounter the greatest of enthusiasm for your knowledge of the local language, and just as well, because those 100 words are all you can rely on for the entire duration of your stay.

GreatAlbatross,
@GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk avatar

Towns in the countryside, you’ll get corrections, and often encouraged to repeat the word they just corrected you on.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

If you go to Normandy, they’ll practically give you a BJ just for showing up!

joel_feila,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

their still excited over that beach party we threw in the 40s

SonnyVabitch,

They’re just happy to sell their cidre and calvados to someone, anyone.

supercriticalcheese,

Depends where you go and when and for what. For most part of things I got by with my 100 words of french and English, but I avoided the touristic areas at the minimum possible.

Godric,

The prejudice against learning French only applies to the French, not the lovely people they brutally conquered in Africa.

I was once at a party with a group of gentlemen from the Ivory Cost, and saying “Côte d’Ivoire? Bonjour, je m’apalle Godriq, Comment se va?” after they introduced themselves made us best friends for the evening, even through they were initially surprised and very mildly disappointed I was not a Frenchman, as my grasp of the language was those few well-pronounced phrases.

Still, a great night with them from what I remember, great people, great amounts of booze, and a great amount of French learned!

BreadOven,

Even Canadian (Quebecoise) French isn’t received too well in France. Someone told my friend (Quebecoise) in France that they spoke “Barbarian French”.

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