acetanilide

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acetanilide,

I read it but I am confused as to the point of the article. I mean I can guess the point but it just feels incomplete.

acetanilide,

Well that cop’s remarks took me back a few decades

acetanilide,

I guess the other half either declared bankruptcy or died already

acetanilide,

They’re similar in that you use it for retirement.

But, 401ks you contribute to and the value depends on the stock market.

Pensions you don’t contribute to and the amount you get is fixed.

More here: www.forbes.com/advisor/…/pension-vs-401k/

acetanilide,

Did they even tell her about alcohol? I didn’t see it in there at all

acetanilide,

Try The Auntie Network. It’s only on Facebook and Reddit unfortunately (as far as I can tell).

Just don’t mix it up with the website/app, which is a matchmaking service.

acetanilide,

Wow. I thought maybe an accident but no…and he hasn’t been fired yet?? Insanity

acetanilide,

Wow. kinda felt like I was watching true crime tbh

acetanilide,

Article I: General Principles

  1. Respect for Life: Parties to the Geneva Convention on Engagement with Flies (GCEF) shall respect the inherent value of all fly life and seek to minimize harm to flies whenever possible.
  2. Proportionality: All actions taken against flies must be proportionate to the threat posed and aimed at achieving a legitimate military objective, such as protecting public health or preventing harm to humans or animals.

Article II: Rules of Engagement

  1. Prevention and Deterrence: Parties shall take all reasonable measures to prevent fly infestations and deter flies from entering areas where they may pose a threat to human health or safety.
  2. Non-lethal Measures: Parties shall prioritize the use of non-lethal methods for controlling flies, such as fly swatters, fly traps, and insect repellents, whenever feasible.
  3. Minimum Force: When lethal force is necessary, parties shall use the minimum force required to neutralize the threat posed by flies, taking care to avoid collateral damage to non-combatants and civilian property.
  4. Protection of Civilians: Parties shall take all necessary precautions to protect civilians from harm during fly control operations, including providing advance warning when possible and avoiding the use of chemical agents that may pose risks to human health.
  5. Treatment of Captured Flies: Parties shall treat captured flies humanely and refrain from subjecting them to unnecessary suffering or cruel treatment.

Article III: Humanitarian Considerations

  1. Medical Treatment: Parties shall provide prompt and appropriate medical treatment to individuals who have been bitten or otherwise harmed by flies, regardless of their nationality or affiliation.
  2. Humanitarian Access: Parties shall facilitate the delivery of humanitarian assistance, including medical supplies and insecticides, to populations affected by fly infestations, in accordance with international humanitarian law.

Article IV: Compliance and Enforcement

  1. Compliance: Parties to the GCEF shall comply with its provisions in good faith and take all necessary measures to ensure that their personnel understand and adhere to these rules of engagement.
  2. Monitoring and Reporting: Parties shall establish mechanisms for monitoring compliance with the GCEF and reporting any violations or incidents of concern to the relevant authorities.
  3. Accountability: Parties responsible for violations of the GCEF shall be held accountable for their actions and, where appropriate, provide compensation to victims for any harm caused.

Article V: Conclusion

The Geneva Convention on Engagement with Flies reaffirms the commitment of the international community to uphold humanitarian principles and protect the rights of all living beings, including flies. By adhering to these rules of engagement, parties can mitigate the impact of fly infestations while minimizing harm to both flies and humans.

acetanilide,

I wish I could take credit for it, but sadly the only effort I made was convincing AI to make it for me 😞

acetanilide,

Haha thank you! Don’t mind if I do 🤣

acetanilide,

My credit card was cancelled due to nonpayment, so of course my credit score went up (a lot) because my DTI went down

acetanilide,

What the fuck.

Sometimes I wish I was a billionaire so I could 1) cover these things immediately and 2) have enough influence to change the rules

acetanilide,

Similarly, I was on a sort of diary forum and someone decided to share their very graphic life story with no warning whatsoever.

I mean I get why they shared it but it was so horrifying to know that a child went through that. I mean I know there’s always the possibility it was a fake post but given what I know about confirmed cases (including someone I know personally), I believe it.

acetanilide,

Yes. And somehow having $20k credit card debt is worse than $100k student loan debt 🫠

acetanilide,

Reminds me of when I was jumping a car once. One of the cars had the battery in the trunk, so the connection was more back to side.

A man came along and tried to mansplain how to do it properly (since you’re supposed to do it front to front apparently)

acetanilide,

Still living on that high today tbh

acetanilide,

I don’t understand why they call it an “accident”. The camera was set up and taking timed pictures. I just don’t think “accident” is accurate

acetanilide,

Crochet for me. It took me forever to figure out how to do it - to even get one simple stitch done. Somehow I figured it out but it’s still really hard

acetanilide,

So you’re saying Dubai will pay for it

acetanilide,

I always like when they say, “that’s rare so you don’t have that” (in regards to any potential diagnosis, really)

It’s like they forget that “rare” doesn’t mean “inexistent”

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