Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
Kolanaki, 
“Eat verification bullet to continue”
SomeGuy69, The Blyatstation
DAMunzy, Cyka!
MeanEYE, 
They will basically buy one clone off of AliExpress, stamp a new name and be done with it.
Duamerthrax, In partnership with SouljaBoy!
kromem, I love how he’s modernizing the punch lines to all the old Soviet jokes.
Jackcooper, This will do wonders for comedy
Treczoks, Should be easy. Just take a AY-3-8500 chip, and the gaming console is basically done!
space, It will be named the BlyatStation
DAMunzy, Cyka!
As I said to the other BlyatStation comment. 🤣
Rush B!
reverendsteveii, if it’s normally 3 years just hire 12x as many developers and it’ll be fine.
Mikelius, Yeah, everyone knows 9 women can generate a baby in 1 month.
TheSpermWhale, 
Excitedly awaiting the release of the Z-Box
rimjob_rainer, Taking console wars to the next level
kaine, Depends on how you define a gaming console. You can slap a controller on a PC, with a certain form factor and custom OS it can be defined as a gaming console. But does it what Czar referring to? I do not think so.
Rentlar, We have Стим Дек at home:
https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/c7ed2c17-face-4433-a042-2b53f88896af.jpeg
uis, Wait, what? He is senile, but not THAT much. Although he was senile enough for war.
To be fair he probably doesn’t even know what game console is.
CluckN, Russia probably wants high powered chips for military use. Fronting it as an entertainment initiative may entice more investors.
Everythingispenguins, This 100% this
Anti_Iridium, Maybe. Or if you’re engrossed in videogames, you don’t care your neighbor is drafted.
intensely_human, Or they’re gonna make video games that are suspiciously like piloting drones
Stalinwolf, 
Just give him an NES with Battletoads, file off any print, and tell him you made it.
uis,
kuneho, 
next gen Dendy
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