Rachelhazideas, (edited )

This greentext is probably fake, but as someone dealing with memory loss and brain fog, I feel that I need to speak up about the last line.

It’s jarring to see people comment on how saying ‘forgot two weeks later’ makes everything a lie. ‘Forget’ and ‘permanently forget’ are two different things. With memory loss, some memories can feel like a book that randomly checks out and checks into the library.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Who cares if it’s fake, as long as it’s funny

ThirdWorldOrder,

Had a buddy in the early 2000s that had memory loss. Before GPS this dude wouldn’t remember north from south but when his memory clicked he was able to navigate the entire Washington DC area with no problems. It was very interesting.

captainlezbian,

Yeah that actually sounds about right. Memory loss is often like having a word on the tip of your tongue but the word is an entire decade of your life or your partner’s phone number or anything you know you should know but you just can’t get at.

slingstone,

This is what happens to my 80-year-old dad as he declines mentally. He starts conversations and then it’s like he forgets what words to use. It’s incredibly frustrating, especially for him. He knows what he wants to say, gets into it, then there’s a “file not found” moment that derails him.

stebo02,

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon got drafted for the military

JimboDHimbo,

Is this the plot of The Notebook?

DragonTypeWyvern,

I maintain that she actually married the other guy and everyone just plays along with it because otherwise she just talks about how much better he was in the sack.

No_Change_Just_Money,

He even forgot that you are not allowed to lie on the internet

sleen,

Yeah who would do that…

rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

This is written by an AI isn’t it?

UnRelatedBurner,

I didn’t spot any flags.

glibg10b,

I hate that “written by AI” is the go-to accusation nowadays, and it’s mostly made by people who can’t tell the difference.

Humans can make up stories too, you know.

rustyfish, (edited )
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure this has been written by an AI.

A badly programmed one.

Jessica,

Girlfriend switched to wife during the story, if that indicates anything

0ops,

Maybe he forgot the marriage

Vlyn,

Yeah, it indicates that the story is fake and written by a human. AI would do better, lol.

isildun,

This is an old greentext from before the “AI boom” so it’s almost certainly not written by an AI. It switches from girlfriend to wife because the story is fake.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol

Phind: Sure, here’s a 4chan style greentext about everything on the internet being fake:

Be me

Spend all day browsing the internet

Come across a news article about a new scientific discovery

Excitedly share it with friends

Later find out it was debunked

Feel like an idiot

Realize everything you thought you knew is a lie

Start doubting everything

Even start doubting your own existence

End up in a deep existential crisis

Decide to stop using the internet

But then realize I need it for work

Back to square one

Internet is full of lies

But also full of truth

Can’t tell which is which anymore

Life is confusing

But at least I have my cat to keep me company

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
JanoRis,

He even forgot that he married her

PhlubbaDubba,

Must have been a Marine

BenLeMan,

Cognitive function impaired by increased crayon intake.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

He clearly didn’t forget about it, or else he wouldn’t have been able to write the green text

His very premise is faulty!

fidodo,

He tattooed the story on his back

palitu,

He’s a phony!

LaserTurboShark69,

He forgot that he forgot

Jerkface,

RemindMe! 1 deployment

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

He forgor💀

MxM111,
MxM111 avatar

He wrote it before! Duh.

GigglyBobble,

You cracked the case! Wait.. does that mean, some people on 4chan lie?!

UnRelatedBurner,

no way, probably wrote it before the two weeks. They just made a prediction

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