This is a horrible idea. Don't do this. Let more servers get spun up in the kbin fediverse, or you're just going to be sending people to bad experiences, as the existing kbin instances are all basically overloaded at the moment. kbin has almost literally only been available to the public for a Month at this point, and the "ez hosting" for instances isn't established yet, and the "instructions" for rolling your own still have some quirks.
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